"Nothing is illegal unless you get caught."

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =)  - Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY - Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY - Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY - Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12

G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25

N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405

U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

"Yes, that is me, I am the fuck."

"Let's do this shit."

"I'd rather call you tit socks."

"I guess I'll just sit here and fist myself."

"You can cut, peel, dice, filet, fist yourself!"

"Stop looking at me, [muse name]. You look moist as shit."

"You will all feast on the fuck."

"Oh! Everyone's fucking!"

"Will you please stop shoving dicks in your mouth and put me back on the race track?"

"Come here, young one. Let me tell you why your father is an asshole."

"Do not speak, squid scrotum!"

"I'm a strong, independent man/woman. I don't need you, [Muse Name]. But please, remember my name!"

"I'm ready to begin my journey with a full-fledged erection and a heart of ambition."

"Oh! Get the truth, bitch! Take a seat!"

"You've gotta be stirring my pasta."

"Don't think for one second that I'm not naked."

"You ass spanking, fruit punch drinking, guitar playing, shit eating piece of alligator jizz."

"I guess you can't stop what you can't fist."

"I have no biceps and I must curl."

"I brought my secret weapon. An erection."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your tongue. So I may climb it and supply you with this dope dick."

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Whether your RP blog is a sideblog

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Unique fonts in posts

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What I do care about with RPing:

Having fun

Pride in and enthusiasm for writing our muses

The chance to make friends with you

Entertaining and challenging ourselves as writers

Our thread(s) contributing to the development of our muses

Having fun

Looking forward to seeing where our story will take our muses

Growing as a writer with you