blumensprache

every passing day with Merz as our chancellor just makes more and more clear that that man hasn't worked in a "normal" job for at least thirty years

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

you've been summoned for july duty

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

blood work? i sure hope it does

honestly yall just gotta be comfortable reading books that make you feel stupid

read books that you don't understand. read books where you have to pay attention. read books that make you reread a page eight times to figure it out. read books that you need to take notes on. read books with words you have to google. read books that don't make sense without research on the setting. read books that make you feel stupid because otherwise you'll just be stupid.

Heathers of Pentlands, Scotland

Image Description: A tweet by user largemotorcycle reads, "Anxiety is so fucking embarrassing. Oh noooo what if something happens. Jesus Christ"

Going through the fairy portal, do you want anything?

Malala coming out of her well to shame lazy students

“lost my train of thought” doesn’t even begin to cover it. it’s like fucking deutsche bahn up there