you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

I NEED to eat that man’s ass like it’s my last meal on earth

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

there is absolutely no shame whatsoever in using a shower chair. there's no rule that says you have to shower standing. stop ignoring the pain. get yourself a shower chair. please.

get the shower chair (or stool). worst case scenario, you have an extra one that can be redistributed to someone who needs it. best case scenario you're able to do an essential activity with way less impact on your body

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help