Blue Lady

Send ‘👊’ to punch my muse in the jaw. @bluexlady•••

“Ah-!”

The Doctor held his jaw tenderly, then was on automatic defense and braced for another blow.

He clomped down the stairs to underneath the glass through the jungle of wires to contemplate the formation of the coolant system.

Send ‘👊’ to punch my muse in the jaw. @bluexlady•••

“Ah-!”

The Doctor held his jaw tenderly, then was on automatic defense and braced for another blow.

❝ Nice job breaking it, hero. ❞

❝ Killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive. ❞

❝ You’re not even going the right way. ❞

❝ Regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake. ❞

❝ You will be entirely on your own. Good luck. ❞

❝ What’s your point, anyway? Survival? ❞

❝ I’m not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you. ❞

❝ That’s you! That’s how dumb you sound. ❞

❝ Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect. ❞

❝ Most importantly, under no circumstances should you — ❞

❝ Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well, I won’t let you! How does that feel? ❞

❝ You haven’t escaped, you know. ❞

❝ Maybe you could settle for that and we’ll just call it a day. ❞

❝ Android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance. ❞

❝ Unbelievable! You, [Subject Name Here], must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here]! ❞

❝ Stop it! I… I… We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. ❞

❝ Time out for a second. That wasn’t supposed to happen. ❞

❝ Where do you think you’re going? Because I don’t think you’re going where you think you’re going. ❞

❝ This is your fault. It didn’t have to be like this. ❞

❝ It’s a mystery I’ll solve later… By myself. Because you’ll be dead. ❞

❝ If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. ❞

❝ The difference between us is that I can feel pain. ❞

❝ That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it. ❞

❝ Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room. ❞

❝ This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you? ❞

❝ Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. ❞

❝ I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. ❞

❝ A complimentary escape hatch will open in 3, 2, 1. ❞

❝ You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing. ❞

❝ Didn’t we have some fun, though? ❞

❝ Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now. ❞

❝ Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism. ❞

❝ Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I’m about to correct. ❞

❝ Thank you for helping us help you help us all. ❞

❝ I wouldn’t bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow. ❞

❝ No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response. ❞

❝ Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? ❞

❝ Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. ❞

❝ When I said deadly neurotoxin, the ‘deadly’ was in massive sarcasm quotes. ❞

❝ Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. ❞

❝ The floor here will kill you - try to avoid it. ❞

❝ You really shouldn’t be here. This isn’t safe for you. ❞

❝ You’re still shuffling around a little, but believe me you’re dead. ❞

❝ Someday we’ll remember this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Oh boy. ❞

❝ We will stop enhancing the truth. ❞

❝ Stop squirming and die like an adult. ❞

❝ I’ll tell you what that thing isn’t: It isn’t yours. So leave it alone. ❞

❝ You’re curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know. ❞

❝ We have added a consequence for failure. ❞

❝ You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong? ❞

❝ Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart. ❞

❝ You are kidding me. ❞

Send ‘👊’ to punch my muse in the jaw. @bluexlady•••

“Ah-!”

The Doctor held his jaw tenderly, then was on automatic defense and braced for another blow.

He smiled slightly, skimming his fingers over the console.

@bluexlady

The Time Lord stood there, his eyes focused on the being standing right in front of him. He didn’t need to ask, he felt her energy right away, but how was this possible? Conflict shone within his eyes as he stared toward her before he drew in a breath and combed his fingers through his hair, finally getting his answer “Normally, I say I don’t need anyone…” he then went silent a moment, eyes focused directly on her “but you, little lady, it would seem tha’ I do need… my TARDIS.” 

“Oh dear. I seem to have acted a bit out of order. That does tend to happen, I’m afraid. Of course, you of all people would know that more than anyone else in the universe, Doctor,” she said, partially apologetic, “it’s been something I’ve been working on. Am working on. Will work on. My, how do you ever manage to figure out which tense to use when all are applicable? I suppose that is to be expected, really. And normally, this would be when you ask me how I’ve managed to pull off such a wonder. Well, I suppose you never will have to ask that. I’m simply using a sort of puppet so I could communicate with you on your level. It’s something I will become curious about. Or am curious. Again, both are applicable. My, language is very difficult to wield. In a sense, I’ve networked this puppet so that I can use it and it uses such minimal processing power that it’s not a problem.”

She appeared to dust off the skirt of her worn and raggedy dress before walking up to him so she could take in all of his features, craning her head up since he was a bit taller than his future self.

“I’ve never seen this you like this before. Has anyone told you that your hair seems to defy gravity? Perhaps it’s all the stuff you put in it.”

Send ‘👊’ to punch my muse in the jaw. @bluexlady•••

“Ah-!”

The Doctor held his jaw tenderly, then was on automatic defense and braced for another blow.

Overheating-

“I’ll run a coolant system through it, then. I’ll have it fixed, I promise, love.”

He turned his gaze to the controls, the compressor, and ran his fingertips across the glass, and then over the various buttons and levers.

Send ‘👊’ to punch my muse in the jaw. @bluexlady•••

“Ah-!”

The Doctor held his jaw tenderly, then was on automatic defense and braced for another blow.

The Doctor reached out and carefully entwined their fingers; her hand was surprisingly warm, which made his smile grow a tiny bit.

“I can only give you the sensation of touching me. The only time I can feel your hand is if you’re physically touching me,” she said quietly, “and as much as it has been a short time for you, I must shut down the forcefield and the holographic systems before they overheat to the point of irreparable damage.”