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When medication says âdo not operate heavy machineryâ theyâre probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment
Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same
People who âlove natureâ but violently hate their native coyotes, spiders, snakes, and scavengers are fake.
Hereâs the thing about the post. You donât have to love or even like every animal. You can dislike things! Humane, intelligent pest control is fine and necessary. Â This isnât the issue and never has been.
Itâs violent, blind hatred and hypocrisy thatâs the problem. People who gush over foxes and owls and hawks but want coyotes and snakes dead in the next breath. People who will rescue prey from predators because predation is mean. People who find it appropriate to leave sadistic comments on pictures of spiders or snakes someone is appreciating or owns. People who insist on labeling species as âgoodâ or âevilâ. Â This is the sort of behavior that bothers me.
People who only appreciate nature when itâs aesthetically pleasing to them and want to destroy the parts they find ugly and unpleasant donât truly understand or love it. They love an ideal that isnât actually representative of reality.
Ok, but what good are wasps? Iâm really curious.
Wasps are one of the single most important insect predators. They control not only other insects but also spiders, as well as acting as pollinators for certain plants (such as fig trees, which famously cannot fruit without a wasp inside them) there are hundreds of different types of wasp, the vast majority of them harmless to or fearful of humans.

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Let him fight you cowards
i canât believe people genuinely believe that bb-8 has a gender and actually argue about it lmao
bb-8 has a gender and itâs kindness
maybe the real gender was the friends we made along the way
the head boneâs connected to the neck bone
the neck boneâs connected to the neck bone
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there are seven cervical vertebrae
Why am I laughing so hard at this.
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me watching the NBA finals like

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Me: bonjour
French person: comment ca va?
Me: le chien respecte le lapin
French person: quoi...
Me: je suis petite
French person: jeââ
Me: les enfants mangent des pommes vertes
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i was gonna make fun of soulja boy for being shorter than me but then i saw
so hes alright for now
soulja boy continues to tell âem
Wonder Woman wearing an evening gown over her suit of armor while arriving uninvited to a fancy dinner party with an entire sword strapped to her back ready to kill a man is by far the Biggest Mood of 2017
#74 âIf youâre seeing a guy and all of a sudden, sex just doesnât feel good the way it used to, maybe itâs because your vagina has had enough. Listen to that thing because itâs usually always right.â
Iâm twenty-four years old and only three men have ever made me cum with their mouths. None of these boys were boyfriends, but in my eyes, they were gods.
My most recent boyfriend dabbled down there, but never really made a dent. Whenever I had my period, he thought that this was the week out of the month he could get unlimited blowjobs since I couldnât receive in return. But come every other three weeks out of the month, he still wouldnât reciprocate my desires of his own free will. I donât know about you, but some days when one of my organs is peeling out of my body and I wake up with my underwear looking like the carpets from the red rum scene in The Shining, Iâm just not in the mood to suck a dick. Weird, right?
I ended up breaking up with him for a lot of reasons, but this recurring incident was definitely one of them. How could I stay with someone who basically thought of me as a blow-up doll whenever one of my orifices was out of service? We werenât even together that long, but towards the end of our relationship, the sex with him literally hurt. Weâd have to stop because I was in pain and I couldnât figure out why. I eventually realized my vagina was literally rejecting him. It was saying, âFuck you, I donât like you.â If youâre seeing a guy and all of a sudden, sex just doesnât feel good the way it used to, maybe itâs because your vagina has had enough. Listen to that thing because itâs usually always right.
I give lots of fucks about the pleasure my partner has during sex, but some guys think that making it to the half-way point when a girl moans a couple of times is somehow a home run. Whatâs going on in a guyâs head when heâs deemed his work has been done down there? Is there a coach in his head yelling, âYOU DID IT, KID! YOU MADE HER MOAN A FEW TIMES! THATâS AN ORGASM ACCORDING TO OUR STANDARDS! SHEâS ALL SET! VICTORY IS OURS! NOW GET BACK TO POUND TOWN AND FINISH IT OFF ALREADY! ITâS BED TIME!â Dude, you donât get a pat on the back because you licked your girlâs vagina the way a cat cleans itself.
Maybe the movies, shitty porn, or past partners who were too nice to say anything led these guys to believe they donât need to put in work and that every little thing they touch is orgasmic gold. Iâm not a greedy woman, but I want the effort I give in return. I want the pleasure I make sure that my partner gets. Too many guys just donât know what the fuck theyâre doing, so Iâve created a ten-step program on how to properly eat a girl out. This is what I want to see in a manâs magazines for every â365 ways to please your manâ article thatâs in a womenâs magazine.
How To Eat A Girl Out
Step 1: Make your way south of the border. You may guide this path with small kisses from her neck down to her pelvic region.
Step 2: Youâre at the vagina! You made it! Boy, what a trip.
TIP: DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HER WHILE YOUâRE DOWN THERE. YOU WILL TURN INTO STONE. Just kidding, eye contact is fine. Itâs an intense move, but depending on who youâre down on, it could be very creepy or very hot. You feel it out.
Step 2 continued: Before you pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down her inner thighs. Not totally necessary, but Iâm just saying she probably wouldnât not be into that. Now get in there. Donât tip toe around itâ go in and find that clitoris. In case youâre unsure of what that is, itâs that thing that feels like a bean on the top of the vertical roast beef sandwich.
TIP: That bean isnât just any bean. Thatâs a fucking magical bean. If you know what youâre doing (which you should have a good or better idea of by the end of reading this), you can make a girl convulse with pleasure like a demon is being exorcised out of her. Start off this exorcism right by DJing (using your fingers to rub the clitoris) and then stuffing your face in between her thighs.
Step 3: Use your tongue to lick the magical bean. Lick it up, down, and all around, but remain focused on the pressure of your tongue on the clitoris. The receiver wants to feel something going on down there. Itâs kind of like a hard tonguing you do to get something thatâs stuck in your teeth in the back of your mouth. Play with the shape of your tongue on the clitoris and mix it up.
(Steps 4 and 5 are interchangeable)
Step 4: Ask if she likes it. Not only does this add a good intro to dirty talk, but also, not all vaginas are created equal. Vaginas come in all shapes, sizes, colors, makes, models, etc. so youâre going to run into some different preferences. More pressure or a certain tonguing may be better for one girl versus another. If youâre already passing this with flying colors (in which case, bravo, sir, bravo), asking how she likes it is a 100% turn on anyway.
Step 5: The same way youâd like to have your balls played with during a blow job, you should stimulate other parts of her while youâre lapping it up like a dog drinking water. Run your fingers down her thighs, grab her hips, or reach for her boobies and massage those guys because they need some love, too. There are of plenty of options. Put some fingers in her cheese box. Lots of multi-tasking can be done in this position, but remain concentrated on that clitoris.
Step 6: Back to switching it up. The clitoris is very sensitive and if you play with it too hard for too long, youâre not going to get anywhere. Throw some light kisses on that magic bean.
Step 7: The beauty of multiple orgasms is that you can have BILLIONS OF THEM. Well, no, not billions, but a lot. Like, a lot. Let me walk you through how a female orgasm feels. Itâs like taking the first slice of pizza from the cheesiest pie and watching the gooey cheese stretch like a waterfall. Itâs like unicorns eating ice cream and galloping around the rings of Saturn. Itâs like bacon. Itâs an intense and concentrated feeling that no girl wants just one of. So if or when she orgasms, donât dust off your hands and move onâgive her another. You got that engine purring, so, you know, insert other vehicle related metaphor. Amirite?!
Step 8: Give some time between orgasms. I have no science to back this up, like all of the other scientific evidence Iâve provided, but itâs easier to achieve another orgasm with a short resting period. I mean, donât check your phone or anything, but maybe throw in some of those soft kisses. Just give that magic bean a breather for a few seconds and then get back in the game, champ. Sports references!
Step 9: At some point, you two can agree when to move on to boning or Netflix or however you people choose to continue your time, but thatâs none of my business.
Step 10: High five. Eating a girl out is not complete without a high five.

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here is jennifer lawrence in 1995
 you know which girl iâm talking aboutÂ
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