star | they/them | 17 | hsr imagines + headcanons + potentially full fics
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losing my mfn mind while writing a sunday analysis, if you even care. i also have a dazai alphabet i might release within the next 10 years, once i get the motivation to finish it.
for now, which one of these should i publish to feed you all before the monster
a hsr quiz
which characters would be the most annoying in a relationship
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I used the MBTI format, but instead of the eight traits (like introversion vs extroversion or whatever), it has:
Mental Clarity: Lucid vs Delusional
Power Dynamic: Submissive vs Dominant
Preference: Manipulation vs Violence
Threat Level: Tame vs Lethal
As you can see, I know nothing about MBTI. I just liked the format lol
This is a little fun project I was inspired to make after reading a lot from @maleyanderecafe‘s analysis posts. They were what inspired me to make this in the first place.
That being said, here is a Yandere Edition of the MBTI Test.
tw: stalking, obsessive behavior, possessive behavior, mentions of kidnapping, enabling behavior from the other stellaron hunters.
please note: we know nothing about elio so these headcanons are probably very ooc.
elio, at his core, is obsessive. after all, it takes a man of that nature to lead the stellaron hunters.
he needs, he wants, he craves. he's insatiable. there's something about him that fixates on something and desires it more than anything else.
you don't have to be anyone special, or powerful, or influential. you just have to catch his eye, whether it be through physical beauty or a sharp tongue.
he catches you, when predicting the future, saying or doing something that entices him. you enrapture him so much that he can't stop thinking about you.
and elio has never been someone who denies himself. why would he? when you're so beautiful that he needs to be the one to observe you, feel you, capture your heart and soul.
in regards to you, he's..intense, to say the absolute least.
elio knows absolutely everything about you; from the length of your toenail to your high school's founding date. this is partially from his power as an emanator of finality, partially from his own obsessive research into every aspect of you.
the other stellaron hunters just accept this. all of them know elio's a strange fella. firefly is the only one who asks elio about you, under the guise of your relevance to the script.
elio's response?
"if ever any beauty I did see, which i desired, and got, ’twas but a dream of thee." he mutters under his breath, staring at firefly with those wide blue eyes, piercing and unnerving. firefly decides not to ask again.
on the topic of poetry, it is elio's favourite outlet for his obsession before finding a way to snatch you up.
donne, hughes, qabbani, keats, and tennyson are all poets i can see him reading, imagining your face. he reads the male manipulator poetry starter pack.
but the poet that reminds me the most of him is the infamous lord byron. mad, bad and dangerous to know-- similar to elio himself.
"And thou wert lovely to the last,
Extinguish'd, not decay'd;
As stars that shoot along the sky
Shine brightest as they fall from high."
the day you become his, whether it be through kidnapping or more normal means...be prepared for weird.
not in the sense your life sucks. quite the contrary. the stellaron hunters base is quite large, and you have free reign. elio isn't particular possessive, either, so you can talk to the other stellaron hunters. kafka, blade, and silver wolf don't make good conversation partners, but firefly is nice enough.
if you want to travel, you go with one of the other stellaron hunters. usually kafka or firefly. pick your poison.
elio doesn't really behave how you'd expect him to.
he never forces you to do anything, never bestows any unwanted affection (though he'll gladly provide if you ask). he just observes you going about your life, like a bird up on a tree staring down at humans in the park. watching their movements with the fascination of a creature who's never seen anything like it before.
if you're eating, he won't eat. he'll just stare at you whilst you eat, wide-eyed and curious.
"do you..like avocado?" he questions. if you say "yeah", your breakfast will be avocado for the next three weeks until you mention liking another breakfast food.
same thing goes for sleep. he watches you sleep. if you toss and turn a lot, he'd buy lavender incense, or add more honey to your foods, in order to help you sleep.
creepy? yes. romantic? well, a little bit.
in terms of material benefit (e.g. clothes, bags, food)..you'd get the bare essentials without asking, and anything else you'd probably get if you ask. he really can't say no to you.
but be warned; elio will try to figure out why you need something or if it has any meaning or significance to you. if you ask for a dyson airwrap, he will suddenly know everything about the history of hair tools in order to understand why you'd want an automatic hair curler.
overall, i'd say that living with him really wouldn't be that bad. he's a strange man, and a wanted criminal, and probably insane...but there are some benefits.
he loves you. or is obsessed with you. depends on how you view love. but that obsession isn't going any time soon, and he'd treat you like you're his god as long as he's by your side.
hello beautiful people of the cafe! a lot has happened in my life since i last posted in bluestar cafe; its a LOT, so for now...lets pretend dr ratio kidnapped me for slandering him,,,
i was logging into this blog frequently and wondering when i could log back in. i never lost my love for HSR, i just couldnt find the space for it.
wellll,,,,guess who's time has freed up significantly?? ive decided to become a bit more active here, though ill be closing requests and focusing on my backlog + WIPs. posts will be infrequent but *there*, and ill try to be more active outside of writing.
im sorry again for worrying everyone! i love this blog and community i built. when i started bluestar, i didnt expect anyone to follow. it was on a whim, as ive always loved fanfic and just wanted an outlet. but you all genuinely warm my heart. after so long, i still get notes on my post! thats so shocking to me :< i didnt know yall liked my writing this much!
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back to the herta adopting a kid headcanons...imagine if the other geniuses also become like, uncles and aunts. screwllum is that attached uncle who will give you the most amazing contraptions and brush it off, and ruan mei is that one seemingly cold but actually very caring aunt...
okay nonnie you have the greatest mind on earth. some notes.
ratio is despicable. utterly despicable. typa uncle to give you a textbook on your birthday and ask about your grades. you hate him, he hates you. sometimes you wonder how he became a teacher.
screwllum? that one uncle who you cannot believe exists. tfw he took down rubert ii, runs a planet, is a member of the genius society and is still alive?? tells the craziest stories as if it was literally yesterday. he's the one uncle you make tiktok storytimes about.
ruan mei is that aunt that you're convinced is a serial killer. there's no way she hasn't committed at least a couple of murders before. sociopathic glint in her eyes, a curious obsession with human anatomy and a tea drinker? she's done some things. most definitely.
finally, stephen lloyd is the cousin that is lowk baby. he's older than you but somehow acts younger. you fear for his social skills with how avoidant he is. most probably would cry if you tried to tease him.
also, as an additional note, polka kakamond sends you a scalpel every year for christmas. ominous? yes. cunty asf? also yes.
being an x reader writer and trying to be inclusive of all readers makes me overthink so much like should i write about you having smth with milk in it? no no what if the reader is lactose-intolerant. about the reader being the big spoon? noo what if they wanna be cuddled like a little spoon. about fingers through your hair? noooo what if the person reading it is bald
Yesterday, I was thinking about what if the astral express became a real family and this is what I thought
-Welt yang, will be the grandpa ( the kind of grandpa who will hit someone with his cane, if that someone is hurting his grandchild or his family)
-Himeko, will be the aunt ( the type of aunt who will spoiled her niece)
-Dan heng, will be the father (He always calm, protect his friend from the danger and always maintain a good facade), (actually I was thinking of him will be the older brother, but since this is about Rukkhadevata!fem reader, he will be the father :^)
-Rukkhadevata!fem reader, will be the Mother (taking from how she will have a soft spot for the children, after her little interaction with nahida for the last time)
The child :
-Caelus and stelle will be the chaotic sibling twin (💀 from how they always goofing around, taking pictures of oronix, talking in banana language, like to digging through a trashcan and the other thing)
-March 7th will be the hyperactive, full of energy, fun and cute younger sister (she seems like someone who is attached to rukkhadevata! Fem reader because she is the last child and since I think the last child of the family will attached to their parent)
For pompom, fugue and sunday I don't know 🤔 what kind of role they will have as astral express family, I will leave it to you
my opinion? i like sunday as the weird uncle straight from jail and pompom as father number 2. sunday in particular is really weird but he brings good gifts and cooks some MEAN pasta so it all adds up in the end.
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Fem!Reader x Ruan Mei enemies to lovers headcanons.... pls..... I'm so hungry..
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hmm..ill release full hcs soon for this but here r some thoughts i have.
You hate Ruan Mei. You are damned sure of it. You are just as confident in your hatred as the stars in their glimmer, which illuminates the pitch black sky. Every time you see her, you can feel your chest tightening up and butterflies flutter in your stomach.
Her stupidly gentle voice, her firm and assertive tone, her plush pink lips that always form a frown when she sees you..she thinks she’s above the Aeons themselves, doesn’t she? That she’s some divine creature above the plight of humans?
(But there are some nights you lie down, staring at the ceiling and wondering if she was thinking of you, too.)
(She's beautiful. Like porcelain and butterflies. Delicate, fragile but strong, confident.)
Child! Femreader who is herta's only students, the child is from a destroyed planet, Herta meet her when she went there to learn more about the planet that interest her and she suddenly meet child! Fem reader who is the only one who survived the destruction.
Because she took a pity on the child, Herta bring the child with her and make her as her students because Herta found out the child is a genius, and maybe she will became a member of genius society when she became a teenager
anonymous asked: *insert image of a dried up husk of a person clawing their way to a cafe counter here* I. Need. Something. Platonic. With. Herta. pls... I’m starving..
In other words my brain has been screaming at me for something with The Herta and a kid/teen reader. Madame Herta? Nah never heard of her. It’s Mama Herta now.
(I’ve read the rule whatchamacallits several times and I’ve forgotten them immediately after said several times so I’m just praying you take platonic requests. This isn’t meant to be a threat nor sound like one but I’m genuinely going to wither away and die of embarrassment if I’m wrong😊)
barista's note: i think i'm improving with platonic requests guys! idk tho..
"order for..platonic! the herta x reader?
mama herta would be..interesting.
herta can be a bit ditzy outside of stuff related to her projects and would definitely be a bit awkward around you at first.
she just doesn't know what to do with you. so she seeks advice from screwllum, desperate on how to take care of a child.
screwllum says that if she really wants to have a relationship with you, she should try to get to know you
congrats! you've become her assistant
you just sort of follow her around everywhere, but because she has no clue what to do with you and has a general idea that children should not be near hazardous environemnts, you just sort of...stand there.
researchers at the space station love taking photos of you. the weirdest anomaly to date. whenever they try to ask the herta bots who you are, they just glitch out.
after a while, you and herta develop a routine. you help around with household tasks, she teaches you everything she knows and then the two of you participate in some recreational activities, such as baking or watching TV.
suddenly, herta gets used to your presence.
she even likes it.
she's caring, protective but also a bit detached.
think more fun aunt than mama. auntie herta, anyone?