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As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?
well thank god it's not just me
favorite tags from the notes so far:
#throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club#and his earnest reasoning was#'the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it's so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together'#I didn't go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)
#this has been the case at every single kink event i've been to#went to a fireplay demo once and it took like 45 minutes to get started because everyone was distracted by the host's pet lizard (via @glorious-spoon)
The best sex party I ever went to nearly stopped because someone taped a sheet to the back of sliding glass windows and were using dry erase markers to make diagrams. A bunch of math and physics PhDโs were helping a chemistry phd with a thorny problem and they cheered when they solved it. A board game night broke out and it was really hard to pry people away from the games, science and snacks for sex so someone put up a pole in the living room and four women started pole dancing while shouting instructions to the scientists and board game nerds.
Epic party, I think I shagged 8 women that night and I won a card game.
Why the: "ABSOLUTELY NO CODING IN THE FUCK PIT" rule exists.
australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore
oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe
WHAT
A trend we predicted in 2016 continues.
US based but itโs similar reasons in other countries. and of course many companies have international locations. idk if thatโs why itโs happening with sour patch kids but this is a thing
I cannot even explain how ANGRY I am at this.
My nephew is very allergic to eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and sesame. Last year my sister discovered all hot dogs and hamburger buns now contain sesame. Not "may contain", but listed in the ingredients. This year basically every brand of sliced bread also now contains sesame, making it very difficult to find bread items he can eat.
They're just adding it to their products, so they can just list it as an ingredient and not bother with worrying about cross contamination. And they aren't even bothering with telling anyone. Capitalism is going to kill us all.
"Which brings us back to Kelloggโs. Back in 2016, the company found a way around the added burden and expense of complying with the FSMA: they simply began adding trace amounts of peanut flour to their cracker products. Doing so allowed them to list peanuts as an ingredient of the product, freeing them from having to prevent cross-contact.
At the time, Kelloggโs notified Food Allergy Research and Education (FARE) about the impending change and left it to them to warn the allergic community. In this case, Pearsonโs didnโt even bother as near as we can tell."
The Dom should be praised too
Take care of your doms. Praise them. Make them feel cared for and loved. Or you don't deserve them.
This applies doubly, x10 tbh, to transfemme doms. You NEED to be nice to her, you NEED to let her know she is doing a good job. That transfemme dom might have a lot of issues with her self worth, she may have been used up and left a discarded husk so many times.
Sorry but I got sick of scrolling through the notes on this on desktop and seeing all the red usernames marked by shinigami eyes reblogging this.
I'm a transfemme dom and I'm proud of it. Take care of us. Love us.
And then no one reblogged this version

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does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says โhot!โ and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it
I gotchu
YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!
You if bugs didn't exist
the touch starved traumatized tgirl would like to awkwardly sit near you and not initiate contact
you can solve this problem by turning her into a plushie and never ever letting go of her
ok see the problem with umineko is. hold on there's an image that explains this
no beatrice.
โwhat? donโt like it when your โmanic pixie dream girlโ is experiencing mania?โ

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Omg dude seeing you get into watanare is so based itโs been consuming my ass too. hell yeah vee with good taste as always
i had never even heard of this show!! it was just happenstance that i came across it, i had turned on the tv and was scrolling thru and mr vee was like wait what's that go back and it had a thumbnail of the art showing it was available to watch on plex and i read the description and was like omg??? i need to watch this and was instantly hooked! it was really funny how hard mr vee was relating to the mc as a fellow introvert vs me just kicking my feet and giggling over how much of a gayass girlfailure she is. she's so fucking cute like a little prey animal surrounded by wolves i wanna EAT HER UP!!!
the opening is such a banger too i never skip it
i also just love how renako insists she doesn't like girls but then says shit like this ๐ญ
she's such a fucking pervert deep down inside i love her
also one last piece of propaganda to make ppl watch this show, i love how this reddit comment sums it all up:
I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind
listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to
what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
cancel your mullvad subscription
tech news today is that Mullvad VPN has gone mask-off about being the major funding source for the Swedish Orebro party, who are racist nationalists. unfortunately all discussion of this is occurring on fucking Mastodon instances i can barely load
if you are a mullvad customer (as i am) and want to get out, here is guidance from this guy
If you don't want your Mullvad fees going to fund neo-Nazis - or @mozilla VPN fees, which is rebranded Mullvad - cancel and get a refund immediately that's whose "free speech" the official account is talking about here, and that's where your fees go to EDIT: Mullvad has a 14 day refund policy. But the message below is a direct call to ask for a refund if you don't want to give money to Nazis. If Mullvad refuse a refund, call your consumer protection agency. And reverse credit card charges on the basis of deceptive refund policy representations. It's not like you ever want to be a Mullvad customer again. archive copy of Mullvad statement: https://web.archive.org/web/2026062717
For anyone looking for alternatives, this techlore VPN search managed to get me some decent recommendations. Also a reminder to avoid any VPN unde Kape Technologies like ExpressVPN and CyberGhost due to their ties to zionism.

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texas giraffe update:
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People that are TME have started tagging my post about v-coding as just "lgbtqia", as if this is a general queer issue...
Just some very literal "all lives matter" bullshit.
This isn't done to gay men, or cis lesbians, or TME bisexual people, it's not even done to transmasculine people. It is done exclusively to trans women and transfeminine non-binary people. We are being legally sex-trafficked by yhe government within the men's prison system. And this has been happening for generations!
This is not something that "effects all queer people." The only way it effects TME queer people is by making them a little sad when they have to read about it. We, trans women and transfeminine non-binary people, are the ones being fucking legally sex-trafficked by the state.
So you call this what it is, transmisogyny, or you get the fuck away from me and my posts about it.
The only lesbians this is being done to are trans lesbians. But I assume you meant cis lesbians, which it is not being done to. Cis lesbians are not being sent to men's prisons to be v-coded, and you know that. Why would you try to make this claim?
Exept trans men in mens prisons literally ARE V-coded.. Optimistically assuming you're saying otherwise out of ignorance than anything else so not going to go off on u. But that's not correct and very dismissive
No, trans men are not sent to men's prisons to be intentionall placed in cells with violent cis male prisoners to be raped daily in order to "keep the violence down."
V-coding doesnt just mean "raped in prison." It is a specific form of sex trafficking done exclusively to trans women and transfeminine nonbinary people. Who are also disproportionately forced into professions like sex work which cause us to be disproportionately arrested for "sex crimes" amd sent to men's prisons where were are v-coded.
Transandrobros really will just say anything, won't they?