XIV

Reading a book is just staring at dead wood for hours and hallucinating

You accidentally summon a demon by trying to pronounce Ikea product names.

y'all

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

so when i’m getting ready to leave every night, i usually put up my hair bc it’s hot as balls outside and i have thick ass hair. the receptionist has noticed this and now, every day, she comes over to my desk and if my hair’s still down she says “oh, so it’s not time to leave yet” and goes back to her desk, or if my hair is up “alright, it’s time to GO”

i have my hair up bc i’m kind of up and down doing stuff around the office and getting kinda warm, and she just came up and was like “um… why is your hair up, it’s only 11” i’m dead

Because sometimes we need reminded that there is still a lot of good in this world

All small things, but if more people did them the world would be a better place!

So sweet