Star Wars Women are my life

1. Thrawn trying to justify the BS he’s been conducting while part of the empire to Ar’alani. (it’s not convincing her)

2. Wutroow clowning Samakro for being demoted to Mid-Captain after Thrawn was reinstated as Senior Captain of the Springhawk. Ft. Ziinda being witness to a 2nd degree murder attempt.

3. Che’ri showing her gratitude to her father figure, Thrawn, on his personal ship.

4. Thrawn and Che’ri are just happy to be there while Ar’alani ponders how she’s going to get wine out of her white uniform.

5. A nice family portrait of the Senior Captain, Skywalker, and Caregiver of the Springhawk. (Thrawn was exiled a week ago and they needed an updated photo)

6. Thalias after she, quite literally, pulled a charric on Thurfian.

7. Ar’alani being the best Admiral and helping the skywalkers finish their last boss battle.

Prologue

Jixtus: NO!!!!!!! THIS ASSHOLE AGAIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!

Thrawn: can i please have the Watith refugees :)

Jixtus: NAKIRRE DONT TELL HIM ANYTHING HES LIKE SHERLOCK HOLMES EXCEPT HE'LL BURN YOUR CROPS AND STEAL YOUR HUSBAND!!!!

Nakirre: Wait..... you know this guy?

Jixtus: ....

Jixtus: just MAKE HIM LEAVE

Thalias: bro our emotional support navigator is having nightmares again

Thrawn: can I PLEASE have the Watith refugees:)

Thrawn: aw kiddo I hate it when that happens. What are you dreaming of?

Che'ri: A voice was heard in Rama, mourning and great weeping, Rachel weeping for her children because they are no more

Thrawn: um.......... fuck. Don't sleep, I guess.

Thalias: my brother in christ she's TEN.

"If it sucks..... hit da bricks!" -Qilori of Uandualon

"Thalias listen to me. Are you listening? Okay I have to leave the Springhawk and ride with the Paccosh to Sunrise-- please don't panic I'm telling you now because if I disappeared without warning you would start chewing on the walls--" -Thrawn

Roscu on the phone with Wutroow: Admiral Ar'alani is the nastiest skank BITCH!!!!! she's a FUGLY SLUT