everything mclaren does makes so much more sense if you’ve ever worked somewhere that hosts corporate retreats where the ceo spends the entire time insisting that it’s not a company, it’s a family

if i could ask lewis hamilton one question and i had like, protection from the gods or something, i would ask him how he thinks it would feel to tell his younger self that when nico won his first (and last) wdc, they wouldn't be celebrating together. hey lewis hamilton what if you told a 14 year old version of yourself that he wouldn't be happy about nico rosberg winning a wdc

making nico rosberg do the interviews for a double mercedes podium after witnessing a glorious instance of teammate on teammate twattery is so funny. how is he meant to ask coherent questions he's probably mentally naming 5 things he can see 4 things he can touch 3 things he can hear etc etc

we used to have safety cars. red flags. mechanical failures even. did you guys know that sometimes cars used to DNF? a car would start a race and then not finish it, can you imagine? it happened once. to my buddy fernando alonso

"papaya rules are 'don't take each other out' and if you do take each other out make sure it's for dinner not in the race" okay 🌈 ?

enjoying a character is so embarassing like ugh yes i do want to buy this thing that has him on it. just because it has him on it. what next. a fucking shrine? get real.