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i find anglophone plagiarism discourse extremely funny because most bollywood movies when i was growing up would be straight up ripping plots and cinematography from cinema abroad and the music in them would be interpolating and sometimes just remaking it with hindi lyrics. copyright is fake asf the world is so much bigger without it <3

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

I can’t believe Grace has to fight both Stan twins

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

I like, don't understand. Were they going to stand there all day until you said "Ok, Also by the way I won't move them either. Plus, I won't go and paint the lawn blue, in case you were worried about that". They're making an unspoken request, fine, I don't prefer that model of communication but I understand it. What I don't understand is they're expecting you to *make it spoken*?

Being needy sucks until you find a girl that wants to shower you in mountains of affection and never gets tired of you

It sucks even more when your poly because like, what do you mean you're hanging out with your girlfriend today I need to be pet can I come along

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information