Sir yes sir, I'm saluting to your lips

I said if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa, your mom’s a hoe

Like me

you are enough. there is nothing you could tell me that would ever change my mind. you cant keep burdening yourself with unrealistic expectations, it’s too harsh. you dont have to be perfect to be loveable, stop telling yourself otherwise. you are enough. you are more than enough.

your standards should be high for both your friendships and romantic relationships. everyone you surround yourself with should have qualities you actually admire.

getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

“Interesting.” I say as I reload my most recent save.

Guys I know a few languages and Spanish is not one

Is French?

No my love, it is not

Ahhhh not meant to be

Do you ever look at guys hands and think fuck yes

Guys I know a few languages and Spanish is not one

Is French?

Sometimes you gotta just pace around a room and give yourself your own damn TEDtalk