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Gather round the fire, young padawan - this is some delicious brocedes lore

The year is 2016, Nico and Lewis are fighting for the title (again). They had their clash in Spain, things are dicey. People are reeeeally picking up on this besties-to-enemies vibe. The despair is real. We're all crying on our dashes. Long forgotten are those mysterious wild nights in Greek.

But Nico "Britney" Rosberg saw our sadness, and like a benevolent God, he gathered us in a warm embrace and whispered "Don't worry, it's going to be ok"

"No, it won't" we cried, with tears in our eyes "You and Lewis hate each other"

But Nico spoke to us once more "Baby, hit trust me one more time"

And so we did. We trusted him. And he delivered with this interview.

And we were saved. Like starving people, we wandered the desert of brocedes hatred, only to finally find sustenance in these words:

The other day, I was swimming in my pool - the building we live in in Monaco, there is a shared communal pool - and I guess he saw me from his apartment and came down and sat on the diving board and when I finished a few laps, we sat and talked for 20 minutes or half an hour. In a relaxed state."

What did it mean? Did it imply that Lewis knew Nico's schedule? Did he often observe him? What was said? Were they back to being civil? Perhaps even *gasps* friends????

I don't know. But let me tell you, if the devil works hard, f1blr works three times harder when we're being fed brocedes crumbs.

Gifsets appeared overnight. Pulitzer worthy essays, analyzing this event from all angles. Videos edits, deserving of Oscars. Fanart that would have made Italian renaissance painters weep with jealousy.

We all felt so alive. We could bask in the glory of brocedes once more.

All was well.

KIMI RAIKKONEN / SEBASTIAN VETTEL (Simi)

‘i had a teammate.. he left’