Blue Lullaby

“ That was a mistake”

“Oh god, where is my gun?!”

“I missed the final war that turned humanity into dust.”

“You’re an odd hallucination,”

“You’re kidding, right? You live in that?”

“Are you talking to that billboard again?”

“But I have no plans to arm bears,”

“Stay back! These scissors are very sharp! I will, uhh, give you a very bad haircut!”

“You are an idiot. To illustrate, I shall take a photo of your epic failure with my phone.”

“No. Too tired for your games.”

“No, no. What if I get too famous? This is way too much responsibility.”

“Here we go with the flashbacks again…”

“Do you realize this train isn’t actually going anywhere? …ever?”

“I hate you so much right now.”

“Come back, G-damn you! Come back and help me down!”

“Is there an unsolvable rubix cube?”

“No more radioactive soup for me!”

“Whatever it you want from me today, the answer is…no!”

“Hey! Those are my personal memories! Leave those alone!”

“BWAH?!”

“You can’t dissect me! Humans are an endangered species!”

“I am a human being! I am not a G-Damn pear!”

“Did you really have to take his pants?”

“No, that was not a good dream. People don’t scream after good dreams. You do understand that, right?”

“I hate mondays,”

“I must be finally slipping towards delusion,”

“HUMANITY FOR THE WIN!”

“What the…? Light? Air? I am…alive?”

“Yippie…here we go again…a fun new workday,”

“It was pretty idiotic of me to assume that the food before me was real.”

“Only my anger kept me alive, rising within me as I kept rowing.”

“Make ME into seafood, wil you?! Why won’t you die?!”

“Sandwich malfunction. I’ll be alright.”

“What the hell?! You’re still here?”

“Nooo! My precious overpriced coffee!”

“When did this happen?! It hurts something awful!”

“What is the WORST explanation, ever! I’m so done with this.”

“Oh no, my precious human organs, come back with my lovely organs.”

“Really? Do we have to?”

“Oh god, where is my gun?!”

“Blasted mug! Reveal to me your trick! …pretty please?”

“Bwah! My organs!”

“A pattern of audio and visible hallucinations? OH NO.”

“ This must be how it happens… I’ve finally succumbed to radiation poisoning and gone insane, just like the rest of them.”

“Gah! Talking bug!”

“Have you been following me?!”

“Oh thank God, walking mugs scare me.”

“Confess your hideous crimes!”

“This mug has been compromised! It can no longer be trusted.”

“This mug has sinister plans for you!”

“I saw the end of the world. My scarf showed it to me.”

“Why was your face inside my backpack?!”

“Seriously though, where’s my stuff?”

“Millipede! Nests of Man-eating-Spiders! Ebola!”

“Was something up there or are you playing that point at nothing game again…?”

“My scarf is telling me to stab you with it.”

Put a sentence in my ask to see how my muse responds.

❝ Run, Run, Don’t trail behind, keep moving. The beasts wont stop till we’re dead. ❞

❝ All the scrapes on our knees will tell you where we’ve been, where we have bled. ❞

❝ My love is yours but your love’s not mine. ❞

❝ We’ll hate what we’ve lost but we’ll love what we find. ❞

❝ Breathe, it’s over now. ❞

❝ Success is a song of the heart, not a song of your bed. ❞

❝ Yeah we all still die… What will you leave behind? ❞

❝ You fill my lungs with sweetness, and you fill my head with you. ❞

❝ Can I be close to you? ❞

❝ But my world is you. ❞

❝ Where do I go? ❞

❝ What do I know now? ❞

❝ And I knew you would go. ❞

❝ I chose to travel as a lonely man. ❞

❝ Maybe we’d marry and we’d work it out fine… ❞

❝ It’s like you’ve never even met me before. ❞

❝ Slow down, let it all slow down. ❞

❝ I don’t know you, but I know what you do. ❞

❝ We’re trying so hard to keep what we’re losing… ❞

❝ I’m walking out of line, and I know it. ❞

❝ Oh you, and me, we’re shifting eternally. ❞

❝ I don’t know how we fall into these holes. ❞

❝ Take me like I want you now. ❞

❝ Will we ever know its right? Ever feel it’s wrong? ❞

❝ I hate to see you go. ❞

❝ Give me nothing… Give me you… ❞

❝ It runs deeper than ever I show. ❞

❝ Keep me close, keep me safe from harm. ❞

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- ranges in genre; will contain swear words

“Why you little-”

“Fuck me.” *pause* “Not literally.”

“Why is that a thing?”

“Is that a legit thing or a made up thing you found off the internet?”

“I just hopped onto a random flight and ended up here.”

“I was right here the whole time.”

“Please, I beg of you, don’t hurt [her/him/them].”

“What the fuck?”

“Okay, but was the Ren and Stimpy Show an actual show for kids or was there confusion what audience it needed to be directed at? There is no way that show was appropriate for kids.”

“Fight me!”

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part 1 can be found  here.

“ WHAT COMES NEXT? ”

❝ Insane! ❞

❝ I’m so blue… ❞

❝ You were mine to subdue! ❞

❝ I’ve got a small query for you – ❞

❝ What comes next? ❞

❝ Do you know how hard it is to lead? ❞

❝ Awesome, wow! ❞

❝ Do you have a clue what happens now? ❞

❝ It’s much harder when it’s all your call! ❞

❝ Don’t come crawling back to me. ❞

❝ You’re on your own… ❞

“ WHAT’D I MISS? ”

❝ You ready for more yet? ❞

❝ The sun comes up, and the world still spins. ❞

❝ Now the work at home begins… ❞

❝ So, what’d I miss? ❞

❝ I wanna give you a kiss! ❞

❝ I’ve been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies… ❞

❝ I guess I basically missed the late ‘80s. ❞

❝ I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this. ❞

❝ Can you get us out of the mess we’re in? ❞

❝ Where have you been? ❞

❝ Headfirst, into the abyss! ❞

“ CABINET BATTLE #1 ”

❝ We shouldn’t settle for less. ❞

❝ Don’t act surprised. ❞

❝ Welcome to the present. ❞

❝ Would you like to join us? ❞

❝ How do you not get it? ❞

❝ Yeah, keep ranting! ❞

❝ You think I’m frightened of you, man? ❞

❝ You’re mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine! ❞

❝ Damn, you’re in worse shape than the national debt is in! ❞

❝ Hey! Turn around, bend over, I’ll show you where my shoe fits! ❞

❝ Such a blunder… sometimes it makes me wonder, why I even bring the thunder. ❞

❝ You wanna pull yourself together? ❞

“ THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS ”

❝ And all he had to do was die… ❞

❝ I guess I’m gonna finally have to listen to you. ❞

❝ Hate the sin, love the sinner. ❞

❝ Decisions are happening over dinner. ❞

❝ And here’s the pièce de résistance! ❞

❝ No one else was in the room where it happened. ❞

❝ No one really knows how the game is played. ❞

❝ We just assume that it happened. ❞

❝ I know you hate him, but let’s hear what he has to say. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t you like to work a little closer to home? ❞

❝ In God we trust. ❞

❝ You got more than you gave. ❞

❝ I wanted what I got. ❞

❝ You don’t get a win unless you play in the game. ❞

❝ You get nothing if you wait for it. ❞

❝ We dream in the dark, for the most part. ❞

“ SCHUYLER DEFEATED ”

❝ Sometimes that’s how it goes. ❞

❝ No one knows who you are or what you do. ❞

❝ They don’t like you! ❞

❝ You’ll always be adored by the things you create. ❞

❝ People think you’re crooked. ❞

❝ I’ve always considered you a friend. ❞

❝ I swear, your pride will be the death of us all. Beware, it goes before the fall! ❞

“ CABINET BATTLE #2 ”

❝ The only person you have to convince is me. ❞

❝ Now is the time to stand! ❞

❝ Hey, and if you don’t know… now you know. ❞

❝ You must be out of your goddamn mind! ❞

❝ Uh, do whatever you want, I’m super dead! ❞

❝ Do we not fight for freedom? ❞

❝ Frankly, it’s a little disquieting. ❞

❝ You would let your ideals blind you to reality? ❞

❝ Have you an ounce of regret? ❞

❝ Where do we draw the line? ❞

❝ So quick-witted. ❞

❝ Daddy’s calling. ❞

“ I KNOW HIM ”

❝ I’m perplexed. ❞

❝ I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do. ❞

❝ That can’t be! ❞

❝ That poor man, they’re gonna eat him alive! ❞

❝ They all look small. ❞

❝ Watch them run. ❞

❝ They will tear each other into pieces, Jesus Christ, this’ll be fun! ❞

❝ Good luck! ❞

“ BURN ”

❝ I saved every letter you wrote me. ❞

❝ I knew you were mine. ❞

❝ I thought you were mine… ❞

❝ Be careful with that one, love – he will do what it takes to survive. ❞

❝ You and your words flooded my senses. ❞

❝ When you were mine, the world seemed to burn. ❞

❝ You have ruined our lives. ❞

❝ I’m erasing myself from the narrative. ❞

❝ You have torn it all apart. ❞

❝ The world has no right to my heart. ❞

❝ I’m burning the memories. ❞

❝ I hope that you burn. ❞

“ WE KNOW ”

❝ What is this? ❞

❝ Is that what you have? Are you done? ❞

❝ 'Virtue’ is not a word I’d apply to this situation. ❞

❝ I can almost see the headline, your career is done! ❞

❝ I hope you saved some money. ❞

❝ Do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw? ❞

❝ Is that a yes? ❞

❝ Whaaaat? ❞

❝ Yes, I have reasons for shame. ❞

❝ Rumors only grow. And we both know what we know. ❞

“ YOUR OBEDIENT SERVANT ”

❝ I am slow to anger, but I toe the line. ❞

❝ Now you call me 'amoral’? ❞

❝ If you’ve got something to say, name a time and place. ❞

❝ I have the honor to be your obedient servant. ❞

❝ I am not the reason no one trusts you. ❞

❝ No one knows what you believe. ❞

❝ Here’s an itemized list of thirty years of disagreements. ❞

❝ Sweet Jesus. ❞

❝ Hey, I have not been shy! ❞

❝ Prepare to bleed, good man! ❞

❝ You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. ❞

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