The Pink Book

How can you sleep at night knowing that you broke someone?

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.

My life needs editing.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same."

A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world."

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader."