Bluecalyptus

That’s so darling. 

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3am

If you see this post past 11pm you’re legally required to sleep, sorry I don’t make the rules

And if you do not, you must drink one (1) full glass of water for each hour you stay up. Hydrate or diedrate

i don't have a glass but i have a giant water bottle that can hold 1000 ml of water is that ok

saw this 3 minutes after 11 and CHUGGED two big glasses of water for ya

had a full jug of water for ya bc i’m up past midnight n i won’t be able to sleep for Many Minutes (not of my own volition of course) so i’m refilling said water right now :) i’m gonna sleep as soon as i can!!!

Shoutout to, like, 14 year old me who thought he was bi cause he felt 0 attraction to men and 0 attraction to women and 0=0 which is equal attraction THEREFORE I was surely equally attracted to both men and women and, thus, bisexual, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

Fun Fact! Back in the Olden Days, the bisexual community welcomed asexuals for this exact reason!

the notes on this post are so much funnier than the post itself, I love y'all so much