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When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

I was here first why should I have to leave

“you can’t hate ICE agents for wanting a fat paycheck” ah yes. people who are willing to disregard all morals for cash. congratulations you played right into their hands you uneducated piece of shit

you couldn’t pay me an amount even feasible to do this evil shit. you are lower than dirt

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

Sasuke would genuinely be such Berserk fan that I don't even think if it as a headcanon but as a fact written in stone. He'd say "Literally me" whenever seeing Guts and that is the truth.

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it