Lets play the PENIS game. ;D

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

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lovelycharts.com – create flowcharts, network diagrams, sitemaps, etc. e.ggtimer.com – a simple online timer for your daily needs. coralcdn.org – if a site is down due to heavy traffic, try accessing it through coral CDN. random.org – pick random numbers, flip coins, and more. google.com/webfonts – a good collection of open source fonts. homestyler.com – design from scratch or re-model your home in 3d. join.me – share you screen with anyone over the web. wetransfer.com – for sharing really big files online. hundredzeros.com – the site lets you download free Kindle books. polishmywriting.com – check your writing for spelling or grammatical errors. marker.to – easily highlight the important parts of a web page for sharing. whichdateworks.com – planning an event? find a date that works for all. everytimezone.com – a less confusing view of the world time zones. gtmetrix.com – the perfect tool for measuring your site performance online. noteflight.com – print music sheets, write your own music online (review). imo.im – chat with your buddies on Skype, Facebook, Google Talk, etc. from one place. translate.google.com – translate web pages, PDFs and Office documents. kleki.com – create paintings and sketches with a wide variety of brushes. similarsites.com – discover new sites that are similar to what you like already. wordle.net – quick summarize long pieces of text with tag clouds. bubbl.us – create mind-maps, brainstorm ideas in the browser. kuler.adobe.com – get color ideas, also extract colors from photographs. ge.tt – qiuckly send a file to someone, they can even preview it before downloading. tinychat.com – setup a private chat room in micro-seconds. privnote.com – create text notes that will self-destruct after being read. draw.io – create diagrams and flowcharts in the browser, export your drawings to Google Drive and Dropbox. downforeveryoneorjustme.com – find if your favorite website is offline or not? urbandictionary.com – find definitions of slangs and informal words. scribblemaps.com – create custom Google Maps easily. formspring.me – you can ask or answer personal questions here. sumopaint.com – an excellent layer-based online image editor. snopes.com – find if that email offer you received is real or just another scam. typingweb.com – master touch-typing with these practice sessions. mailvu.com – send video emails to anyone using your web cam. timerime.com – create timelines with audio, video and images. stupeflix.com – make a movie out of your images, audio and video clips.safeweb.norton.com – check the trust level of any website.

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