callie

lets all mog with mama

we all need to wake up country boy darrow as a country boy and a darrow myself he is standing on the porch hands on hips to watch a tornado obliterate his neighbors barn and go "Yeeeuup thats a big one"

watches the sky turn yellow and green, sniffs the air, and goes back inside to bed bc it doesn’t smell like a tornado quite yet

What in the fucking FUCK was that ending I'M freaking undone what??? Literally how do we recover im dead like im literally like this: 👁️👄👁️

it only gets worse

I meant to flip it back 💔

ephraim was just straight aurafarming every goddamn second of IG and DA. even at his most pathetic wet soggy old man moments he also just had to pause every so often to mog everyone. he bought a toy lion during the IG heist prep just to taunt Virginia with how good he was and how bad she was and catching him (and he was and she was). he had a badass gun that could turn dinner forks into live ammunition. he blew a dragon’s shit smoove off with a sniper rifle. he got impromptu open heart surgery from an 11-year-old and was conscious the entire time because he had such a high tolerance to opiates. he fought robots with a mop