Andy “Biscuit” Grave

Whoever is starting that rumor that I'm a homosexual is lying! I've been intimate with plenty of women, and even had children with those women!

Yeah, yeah, when ya gonna tell ‘em yur their pa? Scout’s waitin!

I believe I tried to tell Scout on your team, and he had a meltdown about "not wanting to be French". Thankfully it was April 1st, so I told him it was a prank. Still, I think he suspects it.

Teasin’ the poor guy’ll get you no where. Don’tchya wanna family?

Oui, but your Scout seems to actively despise the concept of possibly being French. I have a feeling that the RED Scout will act very similarly to his half brother as well. Besides, the boys seem... Happy enough with their moms.

Can’t pick your family. Seems like you’ve sown your seed far n’ wide. So are you bisexual or pansexual?

Whoever is starting that rumor that I'm a homosexual is lying! I've been intimate with plenty of women, and even had children with those women!

Yeah, yeah, when ya gonna tell ‘em yur their pa? Scout’s waitin!

I believe I tried to tell Scout on your team, and he had a meltdown about "not wanting to be French". Thankfully it was April 1st, so I told him it was a prank. Still, I think he suspects it.

Teasin’ the poor guy’ll get you no where. Don’tchya wanna family?

Oui, but your Scout seems to actively despise the concept of possibly being French. I have a feeling that the RED Scout will act very similarly to his half brother as well. Besides, the boys seem... Happy enough with their moms.

Can’t pick your family. Seems like you’ve sown your seed far n’ wide. So are you bisexual or pansexual?

I hate when Heavy picks me up in one hand like I weigh nothing to him! It makes me sweat like crazy, and then I have to clean my clothes..! It's very embarrassing.

Son, this post was embarrassing.

Whoever is starting that rumor that I'm a homosexual is lying! I've been intimate with plenty of women, and even had children with those women!

Yeah, yeah, when ya gonna tell ‘em yur their pa? Scout’s waitin!

I believe I tried to tell Scout on your team, and he had a meltdown about "not wanting to be French". Thankfully it was April 1st, so I told him it was a prank. Still, I think he suspects it.

Teasin’ the poor guy’ll get you no where. Don’tchya wanna family?

Whoever is starting that rumor that I'm a homosexual is lying! I've been intimate with plenty of women, and even had children with those women!

Yeah, yeah, when ya gonna tell ‘em yur their pa? Scout’s waitin!

“Yur universe? Sounds like yur the center of it iffin’ you don’t remember… wait.” He pulls out his notebook, flipping to a page, “unless you really are froma different dimension. Oh boy I’d love to prove that theory right! You should see my interdimensional teleporter design!”

“That ain’t right… you seen a Doc lately? And a cat, aw… you need help catchin’ it?”

I saw doc, yeah, but he tried *cough* to experiment on me, and the cat’s *cough* staying for a bit

“Sounds like the Good Doctor, ey? Pets make colds that much nicer. Look, I could come over with some soup iffin’ ya want some.”

Soup would *cough* be nice, thank you

“I won’t bring ya the canned soup either! I’ll make you my home made chicken dumplin’ soup. Heh…” he reaches in his overalls and hands the Sniper a hanky (more like an oil rag), “I’ll be back later. Don’t talk too much or you’ll be sorry.”

“That ain’t right… you seen a Doc lately? And a cat, aw… you need help catchin’ it?”

I saw doc, yeah, but he tried *cough* to experiment on me, and the cat’s *cough* staying for a bit

“Sounds like the Good Doctor, ey? Pets make colds that much nicer. Look, I could come over with some soup iffin’ ya want some.”

“Conversation’s always ‘preciated. How’s everythin’ been goin for ya lately?”

"well, most of our team got the plague, RED Soldier found a stray cat, Asspancakes is getting married and there's another you who's possibly dating RED Sniper but they aren't official yet so all in all... it's been busy to say the least, I trust things have been easier for you?"

“Sounds like a good time! I’m gettin’ my bearings ‘round this place… Sounds like lotsa folks are hookin’ up, not to make light of ‘em. I came from a rowdy group’a boys down at Badwater Basin.”

"I see, I wasn't aware you had siblings although it does make a lot of sense"

He chuckles at the notion of having siblings, “No no, them boys were my team mates, that’s what I meant. I am travelin’ ta different parts of the Team Fortress Industries bases.”

The medic nodded "That explains the sudden appearance, though now I'm curious, were they a good team? and on that note, how good?

“As good as any team, really. We had our hick ups, an’ few wins, few loses. We had a monster of a Heavy, an’ the slickest of Spies. And off hours we were good company. Hopin’ it’ll be the same with this team.”