AM HUMAN.

"Well considerin’ y’er voice, arms, legs, ‘n whole body aren’t tha same is mine, I’m gonna have ta say y’er a robot."

DO ALL HUMANS LOOK ALIKE?

WELL YES, BUT I FEEL HUMAN.

Sure y’do, mate. Sure y’do.

I'M GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND THIS, HUMAN.

WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?

… yer made of metal.

WELL YES, BUT I FEEL HUMAN.

I DO NOT AGREE.

Yer still not one.

WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?

I AM GLAD THAT YOU UNDERSTAND, HUMAN.

Yer not a human, y’idiot.

I DO NOT AGREE.

Us humans. Roight, mate. Yeah.

I AM GLAD THAT YOU UNDERSTAND, HUMAN.

I ALWAYS AM TAKING NOTES TO ADD TO MY MEMORY. YOU NEED NOT ASK TO MAKE A SUGGESTION. I AM LISTENING.

Stay away from water. I hear it’s not good for robots. Hm.

WHILE THIS WAS ALREADY IN MY LIBRARY, I THANK YOU FOR REITERATING THIS STATEMENT.

That would be me. May I make a suggestion?

I ALWAYS AM TAKING NOTES TO ADD TO MY MEMORY. YOU NEED NOT ASK TO MAKE A SUGGESTION. I AM LISTENING.

[scowls] Shut your metal trap, robo boy.

REST ASSURED, IT IS SHUT. IN FACT, IT DOES NOT MOVE. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY.

Human vernacular. Means shut up before I rip out your speech servos. [he snaps.]

THANK YOU. I WILL ADD THIS TO MY DICTIONARY. THAT IS IN MY HEAD. I AM HUMAN.

[scowls] Shut your metal trap, robo boy.

REST ASSURED, IT IS SHUT. IN FACT, IT DOES NOT MOVE. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY.