Anita~

Zeus: I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!

Persephone: oh come on, just try to see it from MY perspective!

Therapist: And what do we say when life disappoints us?

Hera: Hades will never agree to this.

Persephone: My body screams vegetables, but my heart screams ice cream.

Hades: Santa spends one day a year actually working and the rest just judging you.

Hades: I need a drink.

Persephone: Hey Hades, how are you?

Ares: *breaks his own fingers* Lets do this.

Persephone: Hades, we just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Interviewer: you mentioned in your resume that you’re creative.

Hades: You call THAT a near death experience?

Hecate: You know, you should really try to rely on your natural instincts. It really helps-

Hecate: You can’t solve your problems playing your sad kazoo music, Hades.

Apollo: What’s wrong?

Therapist: So on a scale of 1-10, how are you feeling today?