seduce me

it is ALWAYS morally correct to draw a man with a soft stomach instead of a six pack. in fact it is ENCOURAGED.

It is an absolute travesty we never got to see Commander Riker Day that was canonically scheduled a month after Captain Picard Day because you know for a fact that there would have been no uncomfortable humility like Picard showed, it would’ve been an absolute banger of a party with glistening, life size ice sculptures of Riker everywhere and a full orchestra of only trombones. The main competition would’ve been children stepping over the backs of increasingly large chairs. Riker wins. Picard enters a cheeky art piece. He wins first place and is awarded a life size gold statue of Riker that must now be displayed permanently in his quarters. Beverly and Deanna chortle. Worf does not. Data is confused. Geordi is the only person running the ship. Credits roll as the “this was a happy episode” music plays.

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job

me: i like this thing! my brain: excellent, it’s your reason to live now. you won’t be able to think about anything else for a few days, weeks or even months. talking about virtually anything else will be a nightmare, but so will be talking about The Thing, because no one shares your level of enthusiasm. have fun!

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit