just a silly little fellow over here

3am bagel baking I am dying

3am bagel baking you are LIVING

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw

petplay but youre a slug so i just stare at you for 3 and a half hours while you eat 1 piece of carrot

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

do you love the colour of this thigh (bruise)

jmart meets before the institute au. meet cute? childhood friends? NO!!! uni era where jon keeps on running into martin Fucking Everywhere because martin is busy working in as many odd jobs as possible. jon is haunted but not by any ghost or anything its just martin fucking blackwood with his infinite jobs. everywhere the light touches is where martin blackwood is working some shitty minimum wage job

Dude, I wouldn't even fucking notice until I go to Google something and the search actually works again.

The only reason I would notice is my life would suddenly get easier

@bloodyell42

Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.

#it’s called sending me an ask and I tell you way more info than you actually wanted @newbromantics

its my last year in this town and it feels like an eternity until i can leave and become myself but it feels like im about to lose everything i've ever known . is the light at the end of the tunnel a train or transition?

i need to transition so fucking bad 😭

the yaoi rule is that whoever’s the evil one is the bottom