possibly in michigan

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

you absolutely should let that butch nerd eat you out til you’re shaking.

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

johnny applesteed laid over 1000 apple horse eggs

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved