Arthur: Why are all of you staring at Merlin?
Leon: He's being quiet.
Arthur: So?
Gwaine: When Merlin is quiet, something is wrong.
Percival: Or about to be wrong.
Merlin: That's unfair.
*Loud explosion happens*
Leon: There it is.
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Arthur: Why are all of you staring at Merlin?
Leon: He's being quiet.
Arthur: So?
Gwaine: When Merlin is quiet, something is wrong.
Percival: Or about to be wrong.
Merlin: That's unfair.
*Loud explosion happens*
Leon: There it is.

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Leon: New rule. Merlin doesn't go anywhere alone.
Merlin: That's ridiculous.
Gwaine: Last time you went for a walk, you came back with a prophecy.
Percival: And a curse.
Leon: And a dragon egg.
Merlin: In my defense-
Everyone: No!!
Merlin: If anything happened to me, Arthur would survive.
Arthur: ....
Gwaine: He's making that face.
Leon: The "burn down a kingdom" face.
Percival: That's never a good sign.
Arthur: Why is Merlin sitting between all of you?
Gwaine: Protection formation.
Arthur: From what?
Leon: Everything.
Percival: Mostly himself.
Merlin: You don't have to worry about me all the time.
Leon: Last month you were turned into an old man.
Gwaine: Then a donkey.
Percival: Then dead.
Merlin: Temporarily dead.
Arthur: That is not better!!

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Random Sorcerer: I've captured Merlin.
Arthur: Release him immediately.
Random Sorcerer: Or what?
Arthur: Or—
Gwaine: *Kicks door down*
Percival: *Breaks wall*
Leon: *Already drawing sword*
Random Sorcerer: ....
Random Sorcerer: You know what, take him.
Arthur: Merlin is not a knight.
Gwaine: True.
Percival: He has no armor.
Leon: No sword training.
Gwaine: No sense of self preservation.
Arthur: Exactly.
Leon: Yet, somehow we spend more time rescuing him than defending Camelot.
Merlin: Why does everyone keep treating me like I can't defend myself?
Gwaine: Because every time we find you, you're either unconscious, cursed, poisoned, enchanted, kidnapped, or all four.
Merlin: That's statistically unlikely.
Leon: And yet, here we are.
Arthur: Maybe we are all far too protective of Merlin.
Leon: Yesterday a merchant called him "twig".
Arthur: And?
Leon: Gwaine challenged him to a duel.
Arthur: Ah.
Leon: Percival picked up the merchant's cart.
Arthur: Ah.
Leon: I had to apologize to three villages
Merlin: I am not fragile.
Gwaine: Yesterday you tripped over a flat surface.
Merlin: It attacked me.
Leon: That's exactly the sort of thing a fragile person would say.

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Arthur: Has anyone seen Merlin?
Gwaine: Define "seen".
Arthur: Why would I need to define-
Percival: He's in a tree.
Arthur: Why?
Percival: We don't know.
Leon: At this point, we rarely do.
Merlin: Why are all of you following me?
Gwaine: Arthur ordered us to keep an eye on you.
Merlin: Why?
Percival: Last week you accidentally got kidnapped twice.
Merlin: The second one barely counts.
Leon: You were in a sack, Merlin.
Knight: Sire, Merlin has gone missing.
Arthur: What do you mean "gone missing"?
Knight: We turned around for five seconds.
Arthur: Five seconds?!
Leon: New record, actually.
Arthur: Merlin is perfectly capable of taking care of himself.
Merlin: *Walks directly into a tree*
Gwaine: There he goes.
Percival: Nature's greatest enemy.
Leon: We should put bells on him.
Merlin: I can take care of myself!
Arthur: Then explain why six knights are assigned to you.
Merlin: Because you're paranoid.
Arthur: No, because you're Merlin. There's a difference.

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Arthur: Did you turn my sword into a snake?!
Merlin: It was an accident!
Arthur: It bit me!
Merlin: A surprising accident.
Arthur: Merlin.
Merlin: Yes?
Arthur: Are you hiding something from me?
Merlin, visibly hiding a dragon egg behind his back: That's crazy!