— &   tears  gratify  a  savage  nature    ,   they  do  not  melt  it.    ”

“ WHAT  THE  FUCK?    ”

——    is that what happens to us ? a life of conflict with no time for friends …

so that when it’s done. only our enemies leave roses.

 feel free to change pronouns / wording !

“ it’s good to hear from you. ”  

“ guess we’re both full of surprises. ”  

“ did you hear about the missing kid ? ”  

“ he’s been through enough already. ”  

“ couldn’t bring myself to throw it out. ”  

“ if you think you got some obligation to be here, you don’t. ”  

“ I’m not gonna screw this up. ”  

“ i told you it was not a raccoon. ”  

“ you guys know these woods are cursed, right ? ”  

“ you don’t leave by nightfall, you might not leave at all. ”  

“ gives me the creeps. ”  

“ i’m on your side. ”  

“ just like old times, huh ? ”  

“ i can’t be alone out here. ”  

“ is that a campsite ? ”  

“ do you even hear yourself ? ”  

“ i just … can’t be around you anymore. ”  

“ leave me the fuck alone ! ”  

“ i must’ve blacked out for hours. ”  

“ someone had too much time on their hands. ”  

“ i’ve been trying to reach you for hours ! ”  

“ stop playing a hero ! ”  

“ no point in dwelling on the past. ”  

“ you can do better than that. ”  

“ you’re not thinking straight. ”  

“ don’t talk to me like i’m crazy ! ”  

“ i’m really losing it this time, aren’t i ? ”  

“ isn’t it a bit early for you ? ”  

“ seems all i do is apologize, and then i say something stupid again. ”  

“ guess i’m a glutton for punishment. ”  

“ don’t beat yourself up. ”  

“ smoker, huh ? well if i don’t get you, they sure will. ”  

“ glad you came to your senses. ”  

“ avoid contact at all costs. ”  

“ let’s see if there’s anything to salvage. ”  

“ should be safer this way. ”  

“ i know i’m not making any sense right now. ”

“ i think i’m starting to lose it. ”

“ we’re not alone here. ”

“ the blood’s still fresh. ”

“ he didn’t have a chance. ”      

“ killing is always the solution. ”  

“ your hands are trembling. ”  

“ i have a bad feeling about this. ”  

“ i don’t wanna lose you in this fog. ”  

——    is that what happens to us ? a life of conflict with no time for friends …

so that when it’s done. only our enemies leave roses.

——    is that what happens to us ? a life of conflict with no time for friends …

so that when it’s done. only our enemies leave roses.

——    is that what happens to us ? a life of conflict with no time for friends …

so that when it’s done. only our enemies leave roses.

i’m gonna get “bless this mess” as a tramp stamp one day.

who’s gonna die first?

legitimately, i think you’re becoming a dog.

we are concerned that you are going crazy.

i do not have a psychotherapy degree, but i never claimed to.

people keep telling me that stress is the silent killer, but i’m very loud.

the answer to that is - i can’t even express the amount of no to that.

look out the window: birds. isn’t that a reason to live?

i know i’m the sexy, sensible brunette.

those were cadaver dogs. you were fine.

well, if you feel that way, you’re wrong!

that’s a hell of a forty-eight hours right there.

but you know, if you fall asleep even for ten minutes, you wake up sober.

i’m very scared of horses, but i’ll go up on a horse to make sure [name] stays sexually attracted to me.

things are just… wackity-fucking-shmackity.

it’s not a documentary. you know that, right?

you can get drunk orally. you don’t have to do it anally.

stop sharpening knives.

introverts. all they do is sit there and plot.

you wanna be thanked for not murdering people?

sometimes you shouldn’t look at the bright side. sometimes you just gotta realize that there’s a real dark thing going on.

he choked like george bush on a pretzel.

i dip peanut butter in sugar, call it my adult popsicle.

did your brain just break?

man, i ate so many weed gummies last night.

i’m just saying it’s about what you know and what you don’t know.

you’re the human equivalent of spooky chain noises.

he’s got a big, thick ole cock. that’s one thing we know about him.

there’s never anything good in a basement. it’s either an exercise bike or a ghost.

i don’t think that [name] cares enough about us to kill us.

don’t join a cult today, okay? wait til tomorrow.