Astro zombie

Lmao this dog’s face tho

Where can I download this

What in the actual fuck

i play this in my car on the way to school now

Just fyi she made it clear that that is her brother, not her bf !

Peak dumbass sibling energy

If you lose your virginity in Texas it doesn’t count (unless it was gay)

group chat

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

Me

want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE

thinking about this again. some people responded derisively to the language i used here and you can make an argument about how good it is as a piece of prose or whatever but i stand by the invocation of viscerality and i really do want to help popularize the idea that the commodification and fragmentation of your attention is a violation on a personal level. i think the only reasonable response to that kind of environment is an almost superstitious neurosis about wanting to be left alone by brands and their abstractions

when a centaur needs to go faster he slaps his own ass

delete this