Heilung

(Disclaimer: this is my UPG and is actually not that serious at all.)

-All cows are Hathor and yes she licked the bread, that’s her bread now give it to her. Also she updated your dating profile and thinks you look lovely in that new outfit you bought. She’s so warm and happy you can’t help but smile.

-Isis is a dragon and yes she wants all the pretty things and a personal fountain with lovely flowers and yessssss she loves that necklace, it’s her’s now. In thanks she helped that awesome spell you were working on work ten times as well and you suddenly have a huge confidence boost and feel like you can take on the world.

-If it’s red it belongs to Set, if he sees it it belongs to him, that pizza in the fridge? That’s his too. Also your hat is on fire, your welcome (it was hideous anyway)

-Sobek saw you glance at that fitness page. He’ll see you at the gym on Monday. Also drink more water and here’s a baby crocodile to inspire you to get ripped.

-Anubis randomly appears and stares. He says nothing but your can feel his gaze. You suddenly are hyper-aware of your entire life and impending doom. Then it’s gone. He’ll take a piece of your steak at dinner for his help.

-FATHERLY SCREECH OF ASSISTANCE Heru-wer heard you were feeling down and has come to cheer you up with dad jokes and coffee. Come to the nest of blankets and tell him about your day.

-All cats are Bast. Is this pretty thing on your altar for her? Great! It’s on the floor now. She loves you though and if anyone hurts her kitten… she makes sure they’re dealt with. If you are feeling down she will purr away your troubles.

Asra:

Nadia:

Julian:

Muriel:

Portia:

Lucio:

Again I must stress, no one:

Lucio:

Their affair probably began over a bit too much wine. Lucio definitely came onto Valerius. It was likely very subtle at first, lingering touches, bedroom eyed gazes and then finally Lucio verbalizing his desires.

Lucio just looking at Valerius with a smirk and mutters smth like ‘bet you’d look amazing with my cock in your mouth.’ 

At first Valerius is super embarrassed bc what the fuck, Lucio? but he decides to one up the man and fire back a ‘Are you looking to find out?’

And that’s the story of how The Count got his consul on his knees.

They have fucked every where in the palace. But their favorite place to fuck is in the counts bed because it’s more intimate. You won’t hear that from them though.

Valerius loves when Lucio chokes him with his clawed hand. Loves the marks that are left over, the small marks left from the pointed tips.

Will ask Lucio to have that specific arm on when they fuck because he loves the pain that comes with it. That said, if Lucio is in the mood for the other arm (or no arm), he’s game for that too.

I know I’ve said Val doesn’t like to be submissive but he will be for Lucio. Think that’s the only person he will be submissive around. And even then, the count has to work to get him into that state. 

He’s a brat first and foremost and God, Lucio loves that about him. Valerius is not afraid to talk back against the count, in and out of the bedroom and it really gets him going.

Lucio absolutely loves to have Valerius over his knee. Loves to see a hand mark on the consuls ass but they also have an assortment of other hitting apparatus.

I don’t think Lucio would ever really be on the bottom, but he will be the more submissive of the two from time to time.

Imagine Val just trying Lucio’s hands to the headboard and edging and teasing him till he’s begging for anything Valerius will give him.

Valerius loves to ride Lucio because it gives him a sense of control, even if he’s in a submissive mood. Lucio loves to fuck Val doggy style with one hand tightly knotted in the mans hair because he loves the power he has over the man in this position.

Valerius tries to be quiet because he hates hearing himself but Lucio will dig those claws in to his hip till they draw blood to make that man moan without any restraint.

Lucio,running away: A PLAUGE!

Risk, Stamina, and Unfair with Lucio~ ;)

Lucio bucks forward, hips strong against your own for a split second before he pulls back again, robbing you once more of complete relief. You hope that the growl you give displays just how much he’s pissed you off this time, deep down though you’re sure he sees right through it. He knows exactly how much you adore being pushed to the edge. 

He drives in again until his hips meet yours, having pressed his entire length in with one fell swoop. You cry out immediately, entire body locking up as your nerves start to light up. The flush of orgasm is so close upon you; you can almost feel the breathless weight lifting from you- until he pulls away again, and your cry especially now is so undeniably needy. “Lucio!” You scream his name, frustrated yet pleased, and grimace when he chuckles back. 

“Oh? Did I hear the beginning of a ‘please’ there? Well come on don’t hold out on me! Cmon, I know you want to~ Scream it- please Lucio, please fuck me?” He haughtily mocks, threatening even more so with leaving you to finish off yourself with the slow drag back, grinning when you whimper and whine. But you knew well enough he’d only give more when you gave him what he wanted.

So… “Please. Please! Lucio- please fuck me!” Lucio obeyed your plea instantly, grabbing your hips and pulling you back as he drove forward, thrusting harder and faster than he had just the moment before. He didn’t stop either, not when your orgasm inched closer and closer, not when you pleaded for him not to stop, not when you finally peaked, screaming his name as endorphins sparked through you, over each limb until you began to go limp in his hold. 

Lucio went still only after his own release, dripping from you as he leaned over your exhausted form. His arms tremble as he leans down, sweat slicked lips on your throat as he whispers, “I love you,” in deep, trembling genuineness. He helps you off the table and kisses your lips as you stand. “I should probably start the conference now- they’ve been waiting out there for nearly an hour~!”

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Risk- He has no shame. He’ll have you before a meeting with the courtiers waiting outside, hell, he’ll have you during a meeting- might even make it physically risky like 

Stamina- When he tops it lasts for a while, he can manage himself quite well. 

Hi, I’d like to say something. This is old news but one of my favorite arcana blogs left tumblr because of some of the assholes in our fandom. Many of you know Luciostanblog is no longer on tumblr and it pisses me off so much!

How toxic and disrespectful can you be to attack someone over A GAME? Seriously I’d like to know! One month everything is all fine and dandy then two months later people are attacking others for having a different goddamn opinion!

I don’t care if you hate Lucio, any other character or even if you think you’re holier then thou (you’re not), it still doesn’t give you a goddamn right to send anonymous hate to someone for a fucking character/game! Instead of being a bitch and sending hate just block them or ignore them! It’s a few clicks to leave the blog or block them! It’s not that fucking hard.

Cyber-bullying can lead to traumitizing things and can hurt families! Cut it out!!! Grow the hell up and move on! I’m sick and tired of watching another one of my favorite fandoms falling apart because of all the immature people out there!

Don’t go saying “Oh people who like Lucio are assholes. Lucio is a terrible person. He should be hated by the whole fandom. He doesn’t deserve to be redeemed” Well guess what? I’m a Lucio Stan!

You’re getting mad over a FICTIONAL CHARACTER! Think about that! Think. About. That.

I don’t like Valdemar but you don’t see me posting hate about them/their stans and attacking people who love them. Wanna know why? Because I know how it feels to be bullied and cyber-bullied! Not everyone has the same interest or likings as me and that’s okay. Everyone’s opinion is valid, that is until the opinion is hateful and makes people feel scared to express their likings.