Freaky, Funky, Futuristic Monkey

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PREACH!

bloodbuffy

i’m angry but impressed

Fuck the system

This is has made me want a wedding dress for the first time in my life.

Does your OTP ever have that one moment where you’re sort of like “and this is when I sold my soul.”

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

I love herring bad fish puns! I just a-dory them! Some may flounder, make people say “Ono!”, but they just make my heart smelt.

Quit carping them about fish jokes. They are whale aware of your bassic needs

Quit? I cod perch here and go on all day! Goby or go home, I always say. Hake a mountain out of a molehill. I suggest you mullet over and get back to me.

You’re looking a little crappy, you might want to find a sturgeon sometime soon

How dorado you! You beta take that back. I’ll make you change your tuna and you’ll be saury!

I’ll remorae you said that. Because I’m the GOLDfish and your “trout"a luck.

You’re skate-ing on thin ice here. I don’t pike to fight, but I’m mad to the albacore. I’m so filled to the bream with your barbs, I just wish you haddock-ccepted defeat. Your puns blowfish. I’m the sole kingfish here. My puns are so tetramazing, fans scream ‘wahoo!’ 

Okay that one killed me, you win. Well done, good sir/madam. Your puns are supreme

Thanks for the pun battle, sir/madam! You also have mad s-krill. I’m sad to be fin-ished. It was an epic tail on an epic scale.