Don't Touch My Bandana

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You might wanna fix how you closed the fridge thsg. Don't look right.

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AUH UHM--

hey lime........you might wannnaaaa......doublecheckbeforeyouopenthefreezer. .-.""

"It's fine! I'm not gonna get-"

As they opened the big door, Lime was greeted with a symphony of sniffles and snot.

"L... Lime? Wh-wha- hwwmemmmm....."

It was the "new" crewmate, one of them. they were pretty distressed. How long have they been in the....

"D-Did Rosen t-tel- tell you I'm in tr-troub- rhrm- torub...."

We unno if they’d be happy with ya stealing from there, cus yellow and brown said, and we quote, that you can use the freezer to “punch baking sheets, make out, contemplate existence” and prob more we didn’t get ta hear….

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I mean I guess they might not notice or mind as long as ya don’t go cryin on the meat sticks….?

(hi yeah Tze had an original really cool ask it was gonna send. Then tumble refreshed. Then we remade it in memeory. Tumblr refreshed again. we are mourning. We went to double checkONE THINGso sorry if the quotes not accurate. Guess tumblr says we gotta go from memory. we’re so fuckign mad <~<)

"Yeah yeah, I won't be doin' any of that- It's a handful of cheese, some bread, and then I'm gettin' me some good ol' grilled cheese-"

Lime shut the fridge (it didn't close right :[ ) and got over to the walk-in with their mission in mind. Grilled cheese, and maybe a couple veggies that weren't cursed to the freeze dried method of rationing.

"One sammy and den it's back to the vents..."

"Haha."

do you know where they usually stash stuff for makin pizza? Maybe it's in there...

"Eehehhhhhh... the small fridge is where dey stuff same day or whatever they wanna get eaten soon. So the next best guess is the big ol' ice box in the back...."

I too would steal a bit of the flakey salt if it just so happened to fall into where I usually exist that stuff is BANGER

it's like when you steal a tiny bitta the shredded cheese from those cheese bags

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damn it ima go hunt for cheese now I want cheese nowFUCKKK

"Cheese is great. But it all goes to the pizzas. Aigughh- I'm gonna raid the kitchen tonight. Gorgonzola or bust!"

And m like. At least 90% sure m not a clone and I don't think I've seen a murdery parasite worm so...

SO THATSBWHATS IN THE FLAKEY SALTdamn no wonder it's so fuckin good.

"The government is nothin' but a buncha no-brained suits that sit around a big table controlling the flow of everythin'! Anytime we got a good wave, they try to sabotage us!"

Lime grabbed at their bandana, digging fingers into their scalp.

"Worst off is the normal greedy pants don't even realize others dat sit with are parasites- gremlins- lizard people!"

Lime curled up. Cute.

"They don't know!"

They do.

"Nobody on this ship knows about my rab-whateva!"

Blue knows.

"And if they did- they're plottin' something. They haven' eeped a peep but if THEY DO KNOW-"

Lime clasped their hands together.

"......... I'll kill them!?"

and uhmmmmm thumbs up emoji!!! n^n sorry in advance if we get very questiony again self control hard _._””we like learning things

also yellows flakey salt is good… 11/10 brown needs to try it if they haven’t yet

actually no we can’t rate the flakey salt it’s to good for that _~_

"As long as yer not a government spy. Or a evil clone. Or a parasitic muder worm. Or a IRS agent. Or anything of law affiliation. Yer fine in my book."

Parasitic murder worms are 'law' affiliated?

Lime wrote more stuff down.

"It's good salt. Kosher- mwyah- crushed peppercorn, sprig of mint, and dried lemon shavings. This'd be great on some meat. Shame it'd be only fer their pizza..."

Lime paused.

"They do, and I get to keep them! For a bit. Sometimes they don't even know they dropped 'em so I hold them and it they're not dicks, then maybe I giv'um back."

Lime gets out a jingly silver bell. They shake it a bit, and listen with sweet devious glee as Black cursed aloud and stomped above their vent duct.