oh someone told me something useful yesterday. she said she’s been thinking about her tbr less as an overwhelming list of books she Must Read and more like she’s cultivating a wine cellar. making a rich collection that will provide the perfect thing when needed. a bottle will get uncorked when the time is right

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

whispering "do it scared" to myself before taking a deep breath and entering the bank to commit my first armed robbery

the way this website works is that you'll get an anon angrily declaring that everyone should publicly condemn user brimbly-scrimbly because she supports murdering animals for fun and then you check her blog and it turns out she's just reblogging gifs from Tom and Jerry. and also she's transgender.

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

you fool. that's pinball

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably