The Abomination

I know that feeling. I can’t even manage a full hiatus when I need one because I just love this place. (..for all it’s faults.)

Eh, Blonsky and I are past the point of giving a fuck. Besides, this is Blonsky. He can come and go if he pleases.

"I should train my new dog to piss on your leg.You know you would enjoy fluffy pick sock Emy."

"If it does that, I will shoot it. Do that and I'll get you shit for Christmas."

{Yep. And yep, I did stalk you. I kept checking up to see if you were back yet, because literally this is the first time I’ve been able to say hi. xD You do. I am a real-live blonskyabomination fangirl. Yes. I am the Coulson to your Cap. xD }

Lemme just say this...

"Socks are great for when you are on the run from crazy men who kill dogs, but thanks for the tip on what to get you this year. Secondly, stay away from my new dog."

"Your dog was a pain in the ass, of course I had to shoot it. It's not like I killed it. But if you give me socks, I'll fill them with horse shit and rocks and throw 'em back at you."

"It was a better present then the stick I gave you with the note to shove it up your ass Emily."

"Oh come on, you enjoyed that book. At least it was something useful. Better than socks."

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// dude you're...

"Nah I can have fun. I just don't like you, Brucie. Remember what I got you last year? That anger management book."