Broken Heroes

Send a symbol for my Muse to react to the below scenario. Specify who is Muse A/B.

family planning au where our muses are already together and start planning their first child, except oops the condom broke or the adoption agency called and the baby is coming asap and there goes all your planning. :-)

first baby au where our muses are married and happy in their pretty place they got with an extra room for whenever they were ready and now they are so it’s boutta get real hot up in here cause trying for the baby is the most fun part. but oops, you’re gonna need more than one room cause tWINS OR TRIPLETS. 

pregnant at last au where after years of trying, our muses finally made a little human and they become super over protective and a little paranoid at times because heLLO they finally made a human and they refuse to risk losing it.

baby number who? au where our muses already have multiple kids and have tried their best to use birth control and condoms but whoops here comes another one aka time to call tlc for your own reality cause damn.

does the paper boy deliver babies now or what au where our muses get home after a lovely evening or wake up to a baby on their front door with a note saying “i can no longer care for my baby, but i’m sure you two will do a great job.” uh oh what will they do.

godparents au where the parents of our muses godchild(ren) pass away in a horrible accident and now the responsibility of a godparent sets in.

my teacher gave me a baby au where our muses are professor and student and they do the do and oh shit shouldn’t have used that old condom in his wallet cause now you have more than homework.

double trouble au where our muses have given up trying for a baby and decide for adoption. but only months after they adopt their baby, they finally get pregnant without even trying and now they get the best of both worlds.

As requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

flirty

“You’re so good at being bad…”

“Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“My body count isn’t just the people I’ve killed. *wink*”

“Your face-off against [hero]…It was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Let me show you my lair.”

staying up late plotting together

“You work harder than the devil.”

“Do you want some coffee? You’ve been crafting this evil plan all night.”

“You have a beautiful mind.”

“Wow, you wrote all this? This is…genius.”

“You know, I didn’t think we’d make a good team. But…we do.”

jealous

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you have a thing for [hero/other villain].”

“Oh, honey, you don’t want to make ME jealous.”

“It’s just–I–I captured his/her/their best friend and he/she/they STILL won’t notice me.”

“Ooh, are you mad?~”

“If he/she/they look at you like that again, I will literally kill his/her/their entire family.”

domestic

“Darling–your cape. Fix your cape.” / “Why do you still wear capes? They’re so…vintage.”

“Ah, tax evasion season. My favorite time of year.”

“Make sure to pick up the kids after blowing up city hall/the bank/etc.”

“Good luck today~”

“Did you ever notice that most villain couples have toxic relationships?”

battle

“We can take ‘em.”

“What happened to your superweapon?!”

“If [hero] doesn’t kill you, then I WILL!”

“Dodging bullets/death rays/etc. is NOT the time to talk about our relationship.”

argument

“I’m doing this for US!”

“Maybe things would work out better if you didn’t spend all that time monologuing to [hero]…”

“I can’t remember why I teamed up with you in the first place.”

“It’s not MY fault we lost again.”

change

“Do you ever think that maybe we’re on the wrong side?”

( feel free to add context!! maybe a mission went wrong, or there was a fight, or they learned something devastating... )

He was so, so tired.

But sleep never came easy for the scientist, so he found himself wondering aimlessly how the universe worked, how he could improve it - and it never stopped.

@invincibleiron

“I want you.” He murmured back, slowly dragging his kisses away from Tony’s mouth to his neck again, down his stomach. He shifted to be lower, hands slowly moving his nails over the others warm skin. “I want to mark every inch of you as mine. ” he whispered then, just loud enough to be heard.

He’d never wanted to hesitate. But with him being the way he was and Tony being so immersed in all of these bad things - there was no way that Bruce could insist on the engineer to handle this and him as well. He knew that if anything, he needed to make sure Tony was alright.

Warm fingers against his chin make him raise his head, brown eyes carefully meeting the other’s gaze. He knew that at some point, he’d have to look back up, despite anything his lips said before.

Tony’s words move him, he knows that this takes a lot of trust, a lot of courage to say and to say out loud, even. “ I know you are .. and I get if you don’t want to .. handle this. Me.” he adds quietly, fingertips slowly brushing over Tony’s forearm again, teeth catching in his lower lip lightly. “I never knew how to help.. and.. I thought I could.. at least tell you what I meant to all this time ago.” he murmurs now, still looking into the other’s eyes.

“And if there is anything I can do to help you .. I’ll do it.”

                         tony feels HEARTSTRINGS he only knew to exist since morgan’s birth, tug painfully as he hears bruce talk. 

i get it if you don’t want to handle this… me.

out of everything tony was going to have to handle in this coming time - bruce was the one thing he WANTED to add into the mix. something that could maybe make the pain of all this just a little bit easier. that’s what he’d been good at before when they were simply friends. what’s it to be different now they admit feelings of the  r o m a n t i c  kind? 

“i want you.” tony implores with a nod. once sure bruce won’t divert his attention again, fingers slide from the scientist’s chin to his cheek. shaking digits smooth over bruce’s skin softly, feeling the way the man exists beneath his touch. this is terrifying - romance never quite seemed to work out for the engineer, there was always something stopping pepper and him from reaching their FULL potential for happiness. a lot of it was tony’s own issues. 

somehow, tony thinks that bruce may understand just a little more and it causes his next words. 

And maybe - just maybe - he could help him feel a little better just by being here?

if only he could believe it, as well...

I want you

The words ring in Bruce’s ears, make him dizzy. He wants to hear more of them, but at the same time, he wants to make sure Tony never stops wanting him.

His hand slowly brushes up the other’s back, along his side, until his second hand comes to rest against the engineer’s neck - gently brushing his thumb over where he could feel the other’s pulse.

@invincibleiron

“I want you.” He murmured back, slowly dragging his kisses away from Tony’s mouth to his neck again, down his stomach. He shifted to be lower, hands slowly moving his nails over the others warm skin. “I want to mark every inch of you as mine. ” he whispered then, just loud enough to be heard.