I LIKE GAY Daddy and Gay Bear

He wants you this big.

It keeps you in your place.

And your hot husband happy.

Eat. Fatten.

Kiwako Suzuki, 1957-

60 year old man on the elevator

“Are you Kris Kringle?”

“I can neither confirm nor deny”

“Just so you know, I’ve been good this year”

“I’ll make a note of it. FYI, tips help”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hat: Bates

Socks: Dapper Classics

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

“Go back to Hogwarts!”

“Oh no, ever since their ‘Robes Required, No Suits’ policy I absolutely refuse to return.”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Viccel

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

"Bro looks like a Disney Villian looking for approval putting clothes on. Do something that contributes to society"

"Most unfortunately, at this time, wearing one’s pants all the way up over the buttocks IS contributing to society"

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: Italo Ferretti

Hats: Bates

Socks: Southern Scholar

Shoes: Allen Edmonds