true as truth!

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

propose to him with the worst fucking ring you can possibly get your hands on. like not a half-assed, "oh you won't like anything I get anyway," passive-aggression ring, that is not the play, you need to do your research and take some interest in the things that matter to your enemy future husband and really learn about like, the gemstone cuts or whatever, and then you need to get him the most eye-catching ring you can find that would also be completely offensive to his overdeveloped sensibilities. He's putting in all this effort to bribe the cat to bite you, it's the least you could do to step it up in response.

So that anon came back with an adorable proposal story, but I fucking love this idea and need it to make it into someone's fanfic or something

I think the reason I relate to mitski is because of lyrics like "toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart" because I also wanna smell the stank of my mans feet after a long day at work and then get banged up.

#AnyoneButTrinity

Men are trash and apparently I’m a fucking raccoon since I can’t stay away from them

Men are trash and apparently I’m a fucking raccoon since I can’t stay away from them