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The teacher asked the class to use the word *“fascinate”* in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said,

*“My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.“*

The teacher said,

*“That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating’.”*

Sally raised her hand. She said,

*“My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”*

The teacher said,

*“Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”*

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated, because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word *“fascinate,”* so she called on him.

Johnny said,

*“My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight…!!”*