Prof Bi GntlMan

@ZednRay

his name is ALARIO HARRIS.

Alario is a basketball star who rose to local stardom during the state playoffs that took place during his senior year at Stephenson High School.

the brotha is actually quite intelligent, as he graduated in the top ten percent of his class & was awarded an honors diploma by the state of Georgia. i believe this all went down in june 2015.

then, Alario played ball for Georgia State during their 2015-2016 season where his performance didn’t live up to the expectations of the coaching team. 

somehow, between then and now, Alario met ‘the’ DEVEN HUBBARD. 

allegedly, they have a big brother/little brother relationship. 

i guess that bond then explains how Alario ended up naked in a vegas jacuzzi alongside Deven and Deven’s significantly older & outwardly gay friend, VINNY WATSON.

in order for the next series of photos to mean anything to you… you’d HAVE to understand the visual dynamics of how DEVEN & VINNY very strategically play with their social media onlookers.

i’m not going to do any further explaining. i have given you enough information for you to now DO YOUR RESEARCH…

INSTAGRAM – https://www.instagram.com/hey.rio/

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           Summer break was coming to an end and I was ready to go back off to college at the University of Tennessee for my sophomore year. As prepared I was to return to school, I was a little mad at myself for not accomplishing the one thing I’d wanted to do before the end of summer: suck and maybe even get fucked by my future stepbrother’s dick. I’d wanted to get freaky with Deandre the moment our parents introduced us to each other. His dad had already moved into me and my mama’s house earlier in the year and Deandre was spending the last few weeks of the summer break with us. I was determined to get Deandre’s dick before our parents got married that October and I wasn’t accepting defeat.

           It was a hot afternoon, just days before we were both to leave off for our second year of college that weekend. I’d bought a pack of ExtenZe liquid male enhancement while out on my run that morning and had to wait for the perfect opportunity to use it. When he came home from hanging out with some friends at the mall, I noticed he had a cup from McDonald’s in his hand as I stared out from my window. He entered the house and I heard him come upstairs and go into the guest bedroom across the hall, which he’d been staying in while visiting us. When I heard the bedroom door reopen, I peeked through the crack in my door and saw him coming out of the bedroom with nothing but a towel around his waist. He went into the bathroom and I soon heard the sound of the shower running. I knew I had a little time to do what I needed to do, so I got to it.

                                          Me (Montel Robinson)

           I made my way into his room and quickly removed the top from his McDonald’s cup. I poured the male enhancement liquid into his drink and stirred it with his straw before putting the top back on it. Not a second after I’d returned to my room, I heard the shower turn off and the sound of him going back into his room. I was nervous as hell but had it in my mind that he’d automatically come to my room once that stuff made him horny. Why wouldn’t he? He knew I was gay and he’d caught me looking at him many times. Nearly an hour went by and I was ready to give up when I got a notification on my phone. I’d created a fake Instagram account so that I could see Deandre’s Instagram because it was private and I knew he’d never allow me to see his posts. He’d made a recent post and I checked it out.

           I laughed to myself and asked, “Oh, is that right?”

          I woke up that beautiful Friday morning feeling refreshed because of what I’d discovered the night before. One of my employees made the ultimate mistake of filming himself masturbating in a company truck multiple times and selling the videos using his premium Snapchat account. For any other employee, I would have given a warning but not for Anthony Scott. For the past two years, I’d had the displeasure of being Anthony’s boss at U-Haul and I endured a lot of shit from him in those two years. He showed me absolutely no respect because I’m gay and even though I’d long wanted to fire him, the district manager was his girlfriend’s uncle. My complaints about him often went ignored because of shitty nepotism.

          “You’re in a good mood this morning,” said my roommate and best friend Percy as he entered our kitchen. “I guess you’re ready to say goodbye to U-Haul, huh?”

          “You just don’t know,” I said while pouring some coffee into my thermos. “I love the fact that no one knows it’s my last day except the district manager. It’s perfect that no one at the facility knows.”

          “Hmm, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were up to something. What’s going on, Wade?”

          “I’m just looking forward to this entire day. I’m looking forward to next Monday, too. I can’t believe I got a management job in the Department of Revenue. I’m getting government benefits, bitch!”

          “You need to hook me up. Shit, I graduated from the same college as you at the same time as you. I need to be making $39.50 per hour, too.”

          “I can get you in my department in a few months but I don’t know about a management position. Bitch, you know you be trippin’. I can’t have you beating the shit out of your assistant because your coffee isn’t hot enough.”

          He laughed and said, “I do trip. I’m not gonna lie. But sometimes people do push you to check them or even put hands on them.”

          “Period!” I laughed as I grabbed my things to leave. “I’ll see you later when I’m no longer the manager of a fucking U-Haul facility.”

          “Put in them final eight hours, honey! Get yo check, boo.”

          Before leaving, I turned back and asked him, “Hey, can you send me the info on that Airbnb we used for that weekend sex party last year? I am up to something, bitch!”

          He laughed again and exclaimed, “I’ll text it to you, ho!”

                                             Me (Wade Pruitt)

          “Thanks, best friend.” I blew him an air kiss and then headed out the door to start what would become the best day I’d had in a while.

          Working at U-Haul wasn’t the worst and I did make the most money since I managed the facility; however, the job was annoying and I was fed up being kept in a box by the district manager. I wanted to fire Anthony the first time he disrespected me by ignoring a request I’d made. I knew by the way he looked at me and talked to me that he was homophobic and I didn’t want someone like that working for me. But every time I brought up my issues with him to the higherups, his girlfriend’s raggedy ass uncle would practically put his dusty loafers on my neck. When it came to my feud with Anthony, I didn’t start the fire; but I damn sure wanted his ass to eventually get burned. The moment I made it to my office that morning, I used the intercom system to call him to my office from his truck. While I waited for him to arrive, I looked at a video he’d recently put up on his Twitter account.

                                               Anthony Scott