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Games for middle aged men

Games for middle aged men

Nah, sometimes I just need to divert my energy elsewhere... life's changed a lot and I'm doing what I can to snake my way through it all, you know?

>sends his little hitlerlings against you while protecting himself rather than those who support him

>the hitlerlings literally heal from licking the ground he steps on

>if they drop below an ideal hp value his greatest idea is just fucking shooting them and killing them, literally meat soliders

>only meaningful act in entire fight is going to shoot himself and threatening to take the cats with him

>also your cats get to pee on his successors face while he mumbles about revenge in german

truly the most accurate way to depict him; a pathetic man with horrible ideals applied not for him but for everyone else, only able to find even remote power through brainwashed followings, and then taking the coward's way out if showed loss. Yup that was hitler alright. but it does really fit in with how much the game doubles down on "hey literally everyone involved in the cat hijinks is kind of a horrible person", probably some meta commentary to be made here. something something the most "helpful" cat mutations in the game are usually absolute deformities that would get them taken out back in a society where the Perfect Human is not only a flawless human in body and mind but imposing utmost oppression against those who, out of their own control, will never be that idea of a perfect specimen. but god DAMN they're good fighting cats. all loops back to what edmund's been saying about mewgenics; even if it might not serve you well, it serves purpose.