I don't even know what's going on

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Chronically Offended Syndrome is a disorder that develops in select humans, depending on how sensitive they are. COS usually starts when they’re exposed to the chronically offended hugbox known as Tumblr. Some say that this disease is contagious, some say it’s the toxic environment they’re in. Who the fuck knows. Not enough studies have been done for conclusive information. 

COS slowly affects the victim over time. Although, it rapidly appears in naive, younger victims.

The most common causes: Tumblr Other forms of social media Being around SJW types Post 2012 media / internet 

These are the symptoms that usually show in victims of COS: -Hypersensitivity. They take everything too personally. -Trying to connect all issues to racism. -Crying racism, sexism, ableism, every ism on the planet. -Frequent bouts of saying “That’s problematic!” -Irrational fear of the outside world -Blaming all of their problems on other people -Feeling entitled -Getting offended for other people -“That bitch is culturally appropriating that culture!” -White guilt -Inability to decipher what a joke is -Sending death threats to people who have differing opinions. -When someone says they’re for equality, you correct them and say they’re a feminist.( This is exclusive to feminists with COS.) -Desperate attempts to become the victim.

An X-ray was done on a patient with COS. This was found in their abdomen and skull.