Santan Lopez

WANDA: Did you saw my pretty room in Instagram?????' I forgot to ask you yesterday

tana: no! Link.

WANDA: I GOTTA DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE FOR RECOGNITION.

WANDA: http://wanda-porter.tumblr.com/post/178401431409/instagram-wanda01-uplo

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tana: I blame that whole adulting thing.

tana: love it.

FH: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

FH: I'll take it. Maybe being an old man will make me seem wise.

FH: That's all I've got to offer. Bacon?

tana: that and many other truths.

tana: I thought the whole math thing did that, or really smart at least.

AJ: r u still mad?

WANDA: Did you saw my pretty room in Instagram?????' I forgot to ask you yesterday

dylan: there's nothing cheesy about me. you take that back.

dylan: thank god. i don't want to lose my leg hair. i worked hard to get it to where it's at.

tana: do I need to screenshot some of your text??

FH: You're the lamest. Just accept it.

FH: I'm not old.

FH: One grilled cheese coming up.

tana: you wouldn’t want to make-out with the lamest, so take that lie elsewhere.

tana: you’re right, you’re ancient.

penny: No, not at all. I think you should do what you feel is best. If it's no longer working out with this job, find something you'll be happier with.

tana: I like your style, ‘cos my parents are freaking out on me for even having the thought.

FH: Talking about you, Lame McLamerson.

FH: Because horror movies are too suspenseful and just downright terrifying.

FH: Don't tell her I said that.

tana: sorry babe, but you can’t walk away from using a nickname like that without the crown for lame.

tana: do they give your old man heart a heart attack? Lol.

tana: and whatcha gonna to do to keep my lips sealed? because they totally plan on spilling.

dylan: Since when did I admit I have one, T? You creeping in my dreams?

dylan: Seriously?

dylan: If any type of waxing is involved I'm out!

tana: oh, so that's where you confess this crush to me, ha? your dreams. you're so cheesy, it's cute. 😘

tana: oh ya.

wanda: i'll tickle you as soon as we see each other. wanna play make up before we go in my new room?

wanda: yes, boys are back and i'm ready for them. crush on sam is back to normal intensity so we are good to go

tana: you mean make-out, or like, foundation, primer, concealer, make-up? bi minds wanna know.

regan: So you want to settle down?

regan: We can probably get PG-13. I could def use a girls night out, though.

tana: I don’t know about all /that/, but I like a couple guys and I’m not running to the hills about it.

FH: Lame-o.

FH: No thanks. I refuse. It's the one thing I won't do.

FH: Abuela's wrong.

tana: stop talking about yourself like that.😉

tana: wait, how do you not believe in ghost but are terrified of horror movies? supernatural is key to any good one.

FH: Get outta here with that.

FH: That's literally what I look like during horror movies.

FH: Ghosts aren't real, so I'm good on that front.

tana: nope, still here, with /that/ in hand. there’s even a hip pop in this metaphorical scene.

tana: omg finn. we’re definitely watching a horror movie.

wanda: can we go to a bar? i don't wanna dance i just wanna drink cute things.

tana: you’re not in person to smile at me until I confess, so my lips are sealed.

FH: Oh no. Don't tell me Regan's tricked you into thinking she isn't the worst?

FH: Crime shows kinda freak me out. I stay away from them.

FH: Sometimes I think about pulling my dresser in front of my door. Then I'll be 100% safe.

tana: are you sure you haven’t tricked me into thinking you’re the worse? 🧐

tana: the image of you scrunched up on your couch, all alone, and holding a pillow for dear life might have me laughing a little right now. it’s probably for the best.

wanda: Thats cause you love me ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

wanda: Wanna go out tonight?

tana: pleading the fifth.

quinn: do i really come off as a virgin???

quinn: ahhh ok. so really you just wanted to put the idea in my head so it could possibly happen?

tana: I mean, ya. It’s between that or a dominatrix- I prefer to view you in the latter.