Certified dumbass

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

-a slice of his birthday cake in Raging Bully

-the aged cheese that Perry rudely ate when Heinz walked into another room in Lights Camera Candace

-the plate in Flopz Star where Perry made him add lots of pepper

-the hot wings and dip in Lake Nose Monster

-lemonade in Moon Farm

-mid battle tea break in Doofapus

-Just Desserts battle

-his first line in the revival involves asking Perry if he wanted a veggie plate

-was gonna pay for his and Perry's lunch in Quietest Day Ever

-Perry once broke into Heinz's fridge and his comment was 'man, you were hungry that day'.

-that one time Heinz asked 'don't they feed you at the agency?' to a random platypus he thought was Perry. He might legit think OWCA was starving Perry the whole time (and in all honestly, it's a fair assumption).

And in non-Perry examples:

-Gave Vanessa a homemade pie to share with friends for a movie night in Night of the Living Pharmacists.

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

There’s no plants near my front door, honestly have no idea how it got there to be honest

I don’t know what to feed it, and I don’t wanna just leave it where it was (I have cats that like to much on everything)

Also not entirely sure if it is a caterpillar and I could be very wrong and just holding a damn worm

I need help :(