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Steve Irwin would have been able to lift Mjolnir, reblog if you agree.

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dogposts

This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in awhile. 13/10 would watch twice.

setheverman

ok it’s happening!!! i have a terrible photo of me from a very old expired ID card… and my hair is not shaved in this photo…

setheverman

this is wild… i am STILL being spammed with HUNDREDS of people telling me to post the picture EVEN THOUGH I HAVE FUCKING POSTED THE PICTURE ALREADY DO YOU GUYS NOT KNOW HOW TO SEARCH FOR THINGS ON THIS WEBSITE JUST LET THIS POST DIE ALREADY PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU

safety-officer-barto-deactivate

what the fuck dude

zombiecoatknee

Okay but why does this also look like

@a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

c3rvida3

Why are you cyberbullying me?

c3rvida3

Hey, do you guys remember HitClips? Those little discs that you could use to play, like, thirty seconds of a Hilary Duff song or whatever?

c3rvida3

Asking because I had a dream that the doctor said there were complications with my top surgery and that he had to use HitClips as a backing for my nipples so that they’d be “sturdy enough”.

cyberluv

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bramblepatch

Just thought everyone should know, the four true human emotions were revealed to me in a dream last night and they are hype, shame, disappointment, and smugness.

anonymousalchemist

might i suggest:

bramblepatch

This addition makes me very hyped and moderately smug.

meanplastic

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

meucuquebrilha

manrippedapartbydogs

Why they dippin the baby like chicken tenders???

dragondicks

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midsummerdream

from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades

virtualhell

weeb-dweeb

If brains are biological computers, why don’t we lag?

long-gone-silvers

You can’t tell me you’ve never walked into a room and forgotten why you’re there or lost a train of thought for a few seconds

lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023

Once when I was driving home from school I had a brief moment of panic because I thought I’d forgotten my car at school

foxqueen-katarian

Things my dentist has actually said to me:

“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”

“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”

“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”

“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”

“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”

“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”

spectralserval1138

Chaotic neutral dentist?

mindfulwrath

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

fallingtowers

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

twofingerswhiskey

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

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yamcha

brokebackboys

this is me with men in general

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