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IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING ONE DAY SOMEONE WAS LIKE “YO I HAVE THIS IDEA” “NATURAL DISASTER TORNADO MOVIE” “BUT WITH SHARKS” AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM WAS LIKE “LET’S FUCKING GO.”

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING I DEFINITELY WILL ALWAYS BE THE FRIEND IN THE ROOM WHO SAYS “LET’S FUCKING GO” WE ONLY GET SO MUCH LIFE WHO KNOWS WHEN YOU MIGHT BE SWALLOWED BY A SHARK WITH NO CHAINSAW TO BREAK YOURSELF OUT 

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING IN THE EVENT THAT THIS MOVIE EVER WERE TO BECOME REALITY THE SHARKS DEFINITELY DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS NO SHARK EVER SAT IN A ROOM WITH OTHER SHARKS AND WAS LIKE “YO I HAVE THIS IDEA” “LET’S GET INSIDE A FUCKING TORNADO” “AND HAVE IT HURL US AT MAJOR METROPOLISES IN AMERICA” YOU CAN TELL THIS BY THE WAY THE SHARKS FLAIL AROUND AND HOW SO MANY OF THEM DIE AND HOW THEY DEFINITELY WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TO STAY IN THE OCEAN

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING I DEFINITELY WILL ALWAYS SYMPATHIZE WITH THE SHARKS ON THIS ONE I’VE BEEN OCEAN CREATURE SUCKED INTO A TORNADO  ONLY TO BE MADE VILLAIN BY THE THING THAT PUT ME THERE I’VE BEEN HURLED AT PEOPLE UNWILLINGLY  SHOUTING “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” AS I FLEW INVOLUNTARILY TOWARD THEM I KNOW WHAT IT IS TO HAVE A STORM MADE OF YOUR BIGGEST IRRATIONAL FEAR RATTLING IN YOUR BRAIN TO BE A STORM MADE OF YOUR BIGGEST IRRATIONAL FEAR TO BE A STORM SCREAMING THAT NO FEAR IS MORE RATIONAL THAN ANOTHER BUT FUCK IT

I WANNA MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT A REVERSE BLACK HOLE LIGHT IS SPEWED OUT OF IT  AND ALL OF A SUDDEN EVERYTHING IS MAGIC I’LL CALL IT A MEMOIR  IN THIS MOVIE I MAKE MYSELF THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS THE CENTER TOO AND EVERYONE ELSE IS A MAIN CHARACTER TOO AND NO ONE BECOMES A VILLAIN WITHOUT TRYING TO AND WHEN YOU SWALLOW SOMEONE WHOLE YOU APOLOGIZE  EVEN IF IT WAS AN ACCIDENT  AND THERE ARE OTHER MOVIES WITHIN MY MOVIE ABOUT VERY LARGE SPIDERS FIGHTING ROBOT ALIENS AND THESE ARE NOT THE SAME AS TRANSFORMERS THEY’RE JUST NOT