Djehuty is tired bird dad

me: sure, let's see

Btw I made an eminem blessing version

I'm a Dionysus devotee, of course I have a long line of alcoholics.

(using a coinflip to determine answers, heads = yes, tails = no)

Me: Uh...should I be afraid of you...?

Hermes: *serious* Yes.

Me: *nervous* Wait, what- really?

Hermes: Haha, no! *laughs*

Athena: No, I think thats archaic now

Hermes: .... So the generations have failed to instruct their offspring on the importance of The Game? Society has failed???

Athena: *sigh* No, society has moved on. Don't let this bother you.

Zeus: Why did you speak of it! I just lost The Game!!!

Athena: Dad, we are literally Gods, we do not play The Game

What’s your deity/spirit guides personality summed up in one meme?

Wepwawet

Hermes

Apollo

Sekhmet (or Ares honestly it works for both)

Aphrodite

Ptah:

Heru-Sa-Aset:

Also Heru-Sa-Aset:

Poseidon:

Apollo (again):

Fenrir:

King Lucifer:

Queen Lillith:

Lord Azazel:

Lord Thanatos:

Ra:

Lady Aphrodite:

Loki:

Thor:

Hermes:

Ammit:

Uncle JC:

Lord Hynpos:

King Asmodeus:

Lord Pan

Lord Hypnos:

Lord Beelzebub:

Lord Hapi:

Archangel Gabriel:

Lord Hermes:

Lady Skadi:

Lord Beelzebub:

Lord Anubis:

Kimg Zeus:

hypnos devotees:

loki devotees: