alone

just passed a woman in a car with a decal that said “NO SKINNY DUDES” and she was vaping out the window, do you think that’s enough info for a missed connections post

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

Writing Home Resonance and being the Randy your sticks guy have been nowhere near as fulfilling as the time Kevin Parker of Tame Impala called me a dipshit on the gearslutz forums when I was 15

slap your balls and live

You cannot…mistreat children….because you think they’re gross or annoying…they’re children.

What if night vale is a normal town and Cecil just does a lot of lsd

“Quick, quick, turn on the radio that guy who hates the dog park is on again!”