praying!

hannibal lecter is fun he’s like if a cartoon villain was live action and a bisexual cannibal. he is literally a count from europe who grew up in a castle and is insanely rich and is evil for fun. he’s always wearing over the top suits and being a drama queen who does evil things because he’s bored. literally he is just being himself and having a good time he does NOT care and doesn’t feel bad at all he just LOVES causing problems and doing terrible things. being evil is his hobby. he gets dressed up in his three piece suits just to hang out in his own house, playing the harpsichord while coming up with little evil schemes and plans. he prepares three course meals for himself to eat in his evil looking dining room by himself while listening to classical music. he makes cannibal puns 24/7 and no one catches him. he has an aesthetic and sticks to it, just look at his house and the way he decorates the table when he serves his cannibal food. they put him in a prison with glass walls, where he continued to be a terrible person and causing problems for everyone. funny guy :)

his name is hannibal and he is a cannibal