"I can’t believe it..you’re drunk…and now I’m drunk…"
"EVERYONE'S DRUNK!"
Gil cheered, punching his fist into the air.
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"I can’t believe it..you’re drunk…and now I’m drunk…"
"EVERYONE'S DRUNK!"
Gil cheered, punching his fist into the air.

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"Ugh…" Bella groaned, rubbing her head. "Of course..you’re drunk.."
He smiled and continued nodding, she was really good at explaining things.
-Leaps on-
[Is leaped on?]
Ah! Don’t touch me!
[Commence loud hissing.]
If Ai’ ‘ad to pick one, fuck. Not really in ze mood zough, could go for some smooches.
…
But jeour breath probably is disgusting, so..
[Shifts his eyes away.]
Aye... Aye... Yer right. Alright, we'll do it yer way.
-Gil rears back and punches the other in the arm hard.-
und-zey-said-i-vas-crazy started following you
Ohhhhhh.
-She stares at the booze with a glistened look.-
Maybe.
-Looking to the other bottles she smiles.-
Jou vant more?
-He chokes.-
Really? A-aye sounds great!
und-zey-said-i-vas-crazy started following you
I do not know vhat zhe vord ‘blootered’ means. Tell me, bitte.
Off yer head, smashed, drunk.

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"You gave me alcohol! I’m sick and you give me al-Gil, are you drunk?!"
"Nnnnnnnnn... Aye, I'm pretty smashed."
He gives a serene smile.
-Leaps on-
[Is leaped on?]
Ah! Don’t touch me!
[Commence loud hissing.]
Ai’ was coming onto jeou, Ai’ zought jeou were trying to fight me.
[Literally just face-palms, and shakes his head.]
Oh mon fucking Dieu, Ai’m now calling jeou a Jew.
Yer totally radge. Are yeh lookin' tah fight, fuck or both?
-Cracks his back loudly.-
"Wh-What..?" Bella gazed of at the bottle, her mouth agape.
"….You…YOU GAVE ME ALCOHOL?!"
"Naw, I gave ya... Oh wait, aye, I gave yeh alcohol. Yer welcome."
und-zey-said-i-vas-crazy started following you
No vhere. I’m going novhere.
-stares at him.-
I planned to save zhese for somezhing else but maybe not…
Plannin' on doggin' straight blootered?
-Leaps on-
[Is leaped on?]
Ah! Don’t touch me!
[Commence loud hissing.]
[He covered his mouth a bit to hide a laugh, backing up some.]
Unfortunately for jeou, Ai’m too gorgeous to fight drunken losers, amour.
FIght? Oh, I thought yeh were comin' on to me.
-Having gotten to his pants he retightened his belt.-
And I'm nae Jewish, I dinnae ken why people keep sayin' that.

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und-zey-said-i-vas-crazy started following you
Excuse jou.
-A belch follows, leaving the medic blushing in embarrassment, covering her mouth even.-
Excuse me…
-He takes a breather, quirking a brow.-
Where ya goin'?
-Leaps on-
[Is leaped on?]
Ah! Don’t touch me!
[Commence loud hissing.]
[He rose his hands in defense, palms flat. The Frenchman couldn’t help but give a small grin.]
Apologies monsieur, but if jeou are suggesting we get physical..
[He licked his lips, leaning a bit… too close.]
Ai’ only do zat with attractive people.
[Of course, Lysandre was only teasing, he knew that was no where near what the man meant.]
YEH'LL BE SEEIN' A BRAW SIGHT WHEN I GET TO ME BREEKS.
-Gil begins unbuttoning his shirt.-
und-zey-said-i-vas-crazy started following you
But jou barely know me.
-Taking her own big gulp she offers Gil the biggest smile.-
Zhank you zhough. Zhat’s kind. I don’t get zhat often. Or not really at all.
-He nods and belches before taking a few more swigs.-
und-zey-said-i-vas-crazy started following you
Vell… -she give an awkward laugh, opening her own bottle, but in a more delicate way.- zhank jou zhere, Herr.
-At first, the woman takes a small sip, then takes a more larger one.-
Zhat can’t be true. I’m sure jou ‘ave ‘ad nicer treatment in zhe past?
NAW, yer the nicest and most wonderful...
-He takes a large gulp of the beer.-
Ah... And nicest and wonderful person who ever walked the face o' this earth. And yer the nicest too.
-Leaps on-
[Is leaped on?]
Ah! Don’t touch me!
[Commence loud hissing.]
…. Ai’m pretty sure ze fact zat Ai’m sober right now, and jeou are fucked up proves enough, idiot.
[He replied condescendingly.]
ALL IT PROVES...
-He jabs a finger at the other's chest.-
Is that we're gonna settle this like menfolks.

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und-zey-said-i-vas-crazy started following you
-The only thing she manages to do is roll her eyes, but seeing the beetle in view she grins.-
Freudiger Tag!
-Door already unlocked she reaches for the back, pulling out several bottles of beer.-
'ere.
-Gil grins widely, taking it.-
Yer a real friend! A REAL PAL! PROLLY THE BEST THERE EVER WAS!
-He sticks the bottle cap in his teeth and yanks it off violently.-
Yer the nicest person I think I ever met in me whole life. I love ya.
mapleberries started following you
….no thanks, then.
*She sips the beer again, content with just this.*
Usually I did drinking contests for money, but I don’t need more of that.
-He blinked, taken aback.-
...Yeh'll pay money for losin' in a drinkin' contest?
-He scratched his head.-
How much money?