Lovely

Unrestrained summer fun

Frankenstein fleeing from his monster

me: my wife just gave birth someone from melbourne: I’m from melbourne

I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers

Metal Gear Solid wishes it was the level of military criticism that the existence of the Pentagon KFC is

KFC tastes noticeably different in different countries because it has to accommodate things like halal in muslim countries, which begs the question of what exactly is in their north american fried chicken recipe that doesn’t make it halal. What do they put in the Pentagon KFC chicken. Do they put the stuff that made Malcolm the middle in it

I should be allowed into the Pentagon to slurp up the delicious sultry spices their KFC keeps in the meat locker

essence of ronald reagan

going delirious on the thought of ronald reagan pentagon kfc. i want to live deliciously.

why isnt everybody crazy like why arent we all grabbing eachother and rambling about god and shrieking and bleeding and crying

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol

Sentences that explain like 70% of America

I would like to thank everyone here for ruining phone cords for me.

Lizards...they’re just little dudes

Sometimes depending on where you live you can just go outside and there’ll be a little dude there, scurrying