HAPPY DEATH DAY

let's take a trip somewhere nice and get away for a while, hm ? so i don't end up committing murder.

@jadedwiles look who's finally back and looking hotter than ever ? you better win that championship: it's lonely being champ all by myself.

twitter is a blight upon humanity with a community that shares one singular brain cell. and somehow wrestling twitter still manages to be worse than that.

you and your losing streak will be in my thoughts, daniel.

of course. although i think 💗 may fit you more. 🩷🌺💗 are very you. and also 💌💖✨ and, of course, all things beautiful.

sorry, statlander. i had to seize the moment. maybe you'll have a rematch soon.

that was . . . hard to watch. kind of embarrassing for luchasaurus. definitely embarrassing for that little pipsqueak. he's on my shit list for disrespecting his hot mom, personally.

@coldheartd is the ftw championship an intergender championship ? just wondering.

i'll give credit where credit is due and say that orange cassidy v jon moxley was one highlight of the show but i do have to agree, my winning was the highlight of the entire show. thank you, cora. i see a championship on your horizon . . .

thank you, jay. a shame what happened in your match. max playing up his "injury" for sympathy and then cheating to win in the same breath ? sad. but his past will catch up to him soon enough.

it's all thanks to you and your support, maxx. you've kept me sharp and got me through my loss at all out. let me and the tbs championship take you out for a night on the town in celebration 🖤

love you, brother 🖤

the best woman always wins.

i think i rolled my eyes into the back of my skull. genuinely. she gets a title shot for what reason exactly ? for acting like a child ? all she's going to do is get in my way. but whatever. i'll just have to show her what a mistake she made when i make her fake ass tap out on saturday.